TIL 10% of Americans would beat an elephant in a fist fight.
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I've played enough RPGs to know you can lose to a rat, even with a sword and armor equipped
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Well, I've been attacked by big dogs, and either "won", or ran them off, without needing stitches. So that's all I'm confident about
chimpanzee would rip you the fuck apart, more than a gorilla
Yeah, a chimpanzee will straight up rip your arms off and beat you to death with them. They have zero chill, and a massive proportion of fast-twitch muscle (which means they can create huge bursts of strength, but struggle with fine motor control.)
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Confirmed: Brits are shit fighters
That's how I'm reading it πͺ. Although, I would let the eagle winπ«‘ πΊπΈ
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I'm gonna go ahead and claim defeat over the possible fight with anything. Hell I lost a fight with hair curlers once.
One of those big white ducks with the red gullet things once trapped my son and I in a bathroom at a zoo. We were heading there anyway and my son stopped to look at it, then it start following us a little too fast so we booked it. We did our business and I forgot about the duck until I open the door and it tried charging in. I ended up throwing a roll of toilet paper behind him and while he was distracted we snuck by.
All in all 9/10 zoo day. My son still talks about the time I outsmarted a duck.