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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm always more concerned by the 30% of humans that don't think they could take a rat more than the delusional people myself.

They might be assuming you get weapons or whatever, but 30% of people don't even have to self confidence to just flop around on the ground for a bit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the dogs you have to worry about is the ones that are known to bite or aggresive.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Right, don't fuck around with Dachshunds...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Chimpanzee is way too high Jesus Christ. It goes from reasonable shot at winning but succumbing to your wounds later to 20x stronger than you and smart enough to go for the sharp bits

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, my first thought was that a king cobra should be higher than chimpanzee. Not because king cobras would necessarily be easy, but because it would be possible.

Beating a chimp would depend on whether a human hit to its head could knock it out or at least stun it, as well as getting such a blow in immediately at the start. But my guess is that their skulls are built differently enough that such a hit would just motivate it more.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Some of these are a grey area. I could probably be the last one standing with a wolf, but would likely die later from the damage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like you both loose in that case.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Why do 5-10% of Americans think they can beat a Gorilla Lion Elephant or Grizzly Bear? Note beat in a fight as in engage successfully in combat. What do they think you are even going to do vs the Grizzly or elephant again?

Also chimps should be way further down on that list. You'd have a better chance against the wolf.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

americans are just tougher thats why πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm pretty confident in fighting most things that are smaller than a dog. Once you get into dog size or larger, things get complicated.

The largest animal I think I could take in a fight is a capybara. Maybe a manatee; but only on land.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

That’s over 2 terabytes of adults! That’s a lot!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

In america's defence on the eagle front, theirs are basically glorified seagulls

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm good down to Eagle, and then it's straight losses.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Eagles can be huge, fly and have fuckin razor sharp meat hooks for fingers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

The challenge is to win, not walk away unscathed.

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