We can all beat the fuck out of cobras. Just sayin
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It would probably be a pyrrhic victory though.
Yeah if there's no anti-venom, this does seem like the kind of fight where just everybody dies.
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Would enjoy watching some tough guys try and fight anything from chimp on down.
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If people knew more about chimpanzees, they'd be right down there with bears and elephants. I would 100% prefer to take on a wolf or a kangaroo, taking Aussies at their word about how insane roos are, over a chimp. The chimp probably has just as high a K/D as the bear or elephant, but it's going to teabag you while wearing the face it ripped off your skull before you go out.
At the same time people also murder the fuck out of chimps with fairly primitive tools and have for a long time, what chimps really got on us is that crazy murder energy that you only really see in humans with the aid of PCP. Wouldn't wanna fight one but in theory its about equivelent to fighting an unbelivably pissed off human.
Kangaroos do this move where they try to kick the balls off their male opponents. No thanks.
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How do people think they can defeat a goose? They're one of the meanest animals on the planet. They're up there with wolverines and opossums.
Bruh they weigh like 15 lbs and their neck is long and poorly protected. If you can't beat a goose in a fight there's something wrong with you lol. Sure it might be hard to catch but it's not like a single goose is going to take you down Shadow of Colossus style by skillfully dodging all your attacks while it goes after your weak points and once you get ahold of a goose it's dead.
It's easy. Grab the neck behind the head, spin, and throw. The goose figures out not to attack the 150+ pound ape after that. Not all the apes though, just the one that threw the thing.
Have you ever seen geese fight? They're vicious.
That's the technique I have successfully used on no less than 4 different occasions. Yes, they bat at me with their wings, but if you are fast enough to neutralize the head, the bird only weighs 20-25 pounds. At that point inertia takes over, and you can practice your Olympic "hammer throw" technique
Fair. I've never personally fought a goose, but I've seen them fight each other. It's brutal.
I have wrangled several chickens, but they're among the dumbest animals on the planet.
Common and Virginia possums are timid and will hiss or faint if they're confronted and can't run away.
What kind of possum is mean?
I don't want to be gross, but when I was a kid, my dad was bringing me home from Little League and there was an opposum in the driveway. My dad ran it over with his car, and later on that thing got up and walked away. I count winning in a fight means to the death, and those things don't die.
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