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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

This is fein

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

I had a music teacher in the 90s once have a breakdown and scream, "I don't want to hear shit, fuck, or blowjob one more time" and then run out of the room. The kids are okay.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Sigma and Ligma both banned???????

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I know most of them but... What's ligma?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Ligma balls, I guess....

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Def add bruh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Only 24... Pathetic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The teachers frowned on us saying cunt.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

There sure are a lot of people whose son are in this class

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There was no list of banned words in my schools. Common sense was enough. Kids do understand common sense.

Anime words? Like all words ever spoken in animation?

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Chat, we are so cooked. Diddy hit me with stage 5 LIGMA in Ohio.🥀 I tried to tell the huzz, but I had massive beta energy 🪫🥶 and just stood there like goofy ahh broke boy NPC.🧍No mames! 😫

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What does fein mean? Is it just shortened feign?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I know I'm old and I'm not meant to understand most of these, but someone please explain Ohio.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I had to look it up too. "A slang term among Zoomers and Gen Alpha, mostly used ironically in Brainrot and Slang Overload memes, such as the Ohio Rizz Gyatt trend."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Thank you. I read as much as I could before remembering I need to get a vasectomy. Eh, we all have our slang at that age, I don't have kids so I don't need to understand it.... which is good because I don't.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Fuck Ohio, I wanna know about Pumpkin!

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Sorry but "any combination of 'tuah' and 'hawk'" has me fucking rolling. Since every now and then my mom and I will do that exact thing spontaneously while talking.

Like she'll be talking about Cactuar and my brain will be like "Cactuah"

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Stop like, being such a fascist pig, man! Dig?

[–] [email protected] 112 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Roflcopter, what an epic fail! The speech patterns of other generations are so not tubular or radical! Unlike my generation holds up spork we're too random to to be lame!

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago

I get the sense that this list is constantly growing and acts as an incentive to invent new words that end up on the list.

By that measure, Emma is a rockstar and Darius is being bullied by their classmates and the teacher.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Someone oughta tell them about deez

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

“Balls” still permitted

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When I was in the 1st grade, I successfully got sent to the Principal for saying “Cookie Crisp” too many times.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I for one support the educational system refusing to address O*io. Every year people are subjected to delicious and sinful delicacies like Da*ton style pizza, Cincin*ati chili, and *uckeyes. Remember, only you can forget about o*io

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's ok, you can curse on the internet.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Seriously intrigued by “Darius noises”, hahaha

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

and, fast she discipline??

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

For us it was just finger guns and swear words.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

What's up dog? ...wait, no. Ligma dog! ...shit wrong again. What's up balls?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Extremely tasteful use of meme. A true connoisseur.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If that list was made in my generation it wouldn't be in English.

But also it wouldn't be made in my generation because what the hell do you mean "banned words"? We would have set that trash on fire and gone on strike.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sensing a strong French background here

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Hah. Not necessarily, but student strikes were absolutely a thing where I'm from.

Was it mostly a convenient excuse to take a day off? Yes. Was it great civics training? It was a convenient excuse to take a day off.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Idk but shes tweakin

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ohio being on the list is pretty funny (assuming this is in the US). Going to make geography and history classes awkward.

What grade is this, that Edging and Goon were common enough terms that they had to be included here?

"Animal noises" is very broad. Furry persecution. :(

The fact that they lose "LiveSchool points", whatever those are, presumably for saying these words, is almost worse than the fact that they have this list at all. I don't know what that system is or how it works, but I already hate it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

It's probably some fast she discipline system. The way we treat kids in schools is horrific, has been for quite a while though but they feel entitled to subject kids to whatever technological Horrors they can come up with

[–] [email protected] 189 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If this list was done for my class back when I was in school, realistically it'd just be slurs

[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn, you are probably right. Maybe this generation isn’t so doomed after all.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Much to do is always made of the kids personally I'm undecided. I have a feeling that they might go hard left after the formative experiences are Christmas being ruined by the right winger in the White House

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