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[–] [email protected] 1 points 58 seconds ago

Things I remember people complaining about at various times (I don't really recall gradeschool having any)

  • overuse (or use at all) of dude
  • doy
  • [no] duh
  • dweeb
  • overuse of awesome
  • various "surfer" slang (we all saw the TMNT movie)
  • at some point, maybe around high school, "my bad" became a thing. I still don't really like the phrase much.

I'm sure there are more locked somewhere in the recesses of my brain, but those are the ones that jump to mind. The internet was only really becoming a thing when I was in highschool and I lived in a very rural area for most of it so things spread much more slowly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

I don't get why 3, 10, 14, 18, 19, 20 and 22 would be on that list. Some of those arw completely normal words on their own.

Okay Low taper fade probably references something but I don't get it. No names? On what? People just go around saying "no names"? In what context? What does it even mean?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 minutes ago

No names? On what? People just go around saying “no names”?

It says "no mames". I'm not sure what on earth that means, but I suspect it isn't a typo (writeo?)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 25 minutes ago

It's a context thing.

Ohio = a bad place to be. Honestly, as a non-Ohio Midwesterner, I say this should be allowed.

Chat = like addressing the twitch chat. "Chat, are we doomed?" It's actually pretty interesting from a linguistics perspective because it's arguably a fourth person pronoun. But in-class I can see it getting out of hand.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I feel personally offended that “no mames” is on there. thats racially motivated! /s

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 hours ago

Lmao Emma only cannot say Tweaking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Juvenoia. IPA(key): /ˈd͡ʒuːvənɔɪə/

Noun, juvenoia (uncountable)

(neologism) The fear or hostility directed by an older generation toward a younger one, or toward youth culture in general.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, doomed, with teachers that have banned word lists??????

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Kids are still saying ligma? Lol the classics never die!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago

Some of these are bullshit. I can see banning "goon," but cardiac arrest meme? Anime words? Animal noises? Let the kids have fun ffs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

Any high level math or stats class using alpha, beta, or sigma as math variables: Guess I'll die

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What is so bad about "Cold in here"?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Maybe they say it in regards to nipples? Otherwise, no idea.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

Dude

The bomb

Phat

Any pun containing "bro"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

We had a kid who wore a dinosaur onesie, every day, the same one. Genuinely wonder what happened to him sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

I knew what it was going to be before I clicked the link. Indeed the hoodie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

No mames jsjs gringos locos

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Edging

How old are these kids, I was assuming pre teen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Anything that gets a rise out of your parents is going to be repeated on a loop whether or not you understand the context.

I remember saying "Pimp" in front of a friend's parent. She chewed me out over it, while my friend's younger sister listened in. She then proceeded to say "Pimp! Pimp! Pimp!" all the way home.

I was not invited back to that house for a month, which I think is a bit unfair.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

It's how a lot of streamers address their audiences. I didn't realize it was a thing kids were saying out loud.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Fourth person pronouns.

Chat is that weird?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Pretty based

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Wouldn't it be similar grammtically as saying "God, I hope I'll pass" or something like that?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

We’re cooked chat

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 hours ago

Emma getting called out like that is hilarious

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Sigma... ligma...

...but no sugma yet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

I assume you mean yeet, which is a loose synonym of defenestrate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Yet: A yeti youth, not quite of age to be a full yeti.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 hours ago

I can't believe they really called out Emma like that lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

HOW THEY GONNA BAN NO MAMES VATO??

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