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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

The thing that I hate even more about all this, I could afford to do this. But you are not legally allowed to live on your own land in the UK without planning permission. I think it is vaguely comparable to zoning in the US.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

And this is why you have car-centric infrastructure and suburbia.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

Pretty sure that's a post 1900 invention. Trains were the hot stuff in the 1800s

[–] [email protected] 32 points 13 hours ago

If you weren't rich you couldn't benefit much from "most advanced civilization" at the time. most of the them were really poor and desperate and gave everything just for ticket across the Atlantic with the hope for a better life.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

I would love to move to some US state with lots of forested country and go build a cute little homestead. Work part time to buy things I need.

Mmm...my dream. Also BTW I'm in my early 20's.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Someone owns the forest and you owe them rent

[–] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago

Yes and no. Lot of cheap land out there, very little in taxes.

The bigger problem is someone owns the supplies you need to survive, and there's not a lot of jobs out there to make ends meet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Canada has huge tracts of land in the Canadian wilderness.

get a gun though. the neighbors can be a real bear.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

I need to move to Central or South America. I would love to live like that but I can't stand the cold. This past winter just about did me in mentally.

It's just a dream though. Got family that I love tying me down here.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

hope you find the right partner, and a good water source

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Unfortunately we’re living in a world that no longer has much unowned/unsettled land. Everything has been bought and hoarded by the ultra wealthy.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

that was already true in 1492.

the land wasn’t "unsettled" before the colonizers arrived.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Well yes, but obviously there was some point in history where that wasn’t true. You just need to look back further than modern history.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Where it was "owned" by native peoples. Even though they didn't think of it the way we think of that term, it was their land.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

They forgot the whole genocide thing which is kinda necessary for this to work out

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

Also homesteads weren't exactly a great place to be. No infrastructure and tornado heaven. People lived there because it was their only choice.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

Also the whole industrialization, privatization, and rise of capitalism thing in Europe that led to successive waves of emigrants leaving or being coerced from their homelands. I think in general people don’t leave their communities and families without some kind of direct or indirect violence.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

This is why we colonise space, at least the planets without aliens living there.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Almost every colony ever: gets oppressed and exploited, fights for independence, gains sovereignty, becomes either a tense ally or a hostile rival to their former empire

Earthlings: "maybe we should colonize space"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Seriously? Most of the world today are colonies of the rich parts. We just don't say it that way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Have fun up there i guess

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

40 old me looking at a screen with SSMS and Azure: Instead of an engineer like my father I should have been a tailor like my mom... Or a carpenter...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

At 35 I'm beginning to realize it's good I don't have an office job. Finnaly found a good employer and happy driving through the country.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

After traveling all over for work, having freedom to somewhat set my own schedule as long as I meet deadlines, I know I would lose my mind in a traditional office.

There's not much I hate more work-wise than sitting around after the work is done so you can get your hours, because someone on the crew thinks that's more moral than leaving and they're a snitch.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

It's never too late to enter carpentry. I know quite a few programmers who do carpentry as their main hobby. Something about the math and the amount of careful planning is highly transferrable, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Whenever I try building something with wood, I get so frustrated that it's not version controlled. In software, I can fearlessly try dumb stuff because I can just roll it back if it didn't work.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago

Creating anything physical requires a lot of practice, and practice really only works if you make mistakes and then learn from them.

Just have to accept that you will waste a lot of wood getting that practice. Heck, a lot of woodworking practice is repetition of the basics before trying to make something with those skills. Otherwise you end up with a bunch of hobbled together ugly stuff that still works like my stuff.

Not catching very slight warping in boards is my weakness.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago

3D printing and CAD may be the hobby for you then!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Assuming you can afford all the stuff to do it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago

Which most software engineers can

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Nah fuck carpentry. You’ll just end up destroying your body to make shit money.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 13 hours ago (6 children)

This isn't brick laying or plastering. Carpentry is an easy job on the body.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

If you think carpentry is easy on the body I can tell you’ve never worked for or as a carpenter before.

In either case carpentry is a massive world. There is a lot more to being a carpenter than making furniture. If that’s all you’re doing as a carpenter than I would argue that you aren’t much of a carpenter and your experience is highly limited.

To me this is like calling yourself a computer engineer because 2 hours a week you write Visual Basic code in an excel spreadsheet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What is so bad with plastering? I would have thought that one isn't too bad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

The pressure to get it done now now now. The overwork. Ignoring safety regulations because they're fucking annoying.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

It can be easy on the body provided one has cash to get and wear safety gear. Too many people depend on a cheap employer for their safety.

Buy good gear. Use jigs. Protect hearing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Good gear doesn't save your knees, hips, shoulders, and wrists.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

US defaultism strikes again, is this carpentry as in building houses or carpentry as in building furniture?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Furniture or whatever you can make in a single location like garage or maker space, no engineer thinks of joining construction work

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago

There are some days tho dude.

Some days

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

I mean you can do it as a hobby though.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 15 hours ago

Don't be a carpenter. Splinters.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

If thats what you think happened, then you dont get it. readsettlers.org

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Its always a good idea to consult your local fat checker to verify these claims.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago

my fat is prettyy high, sadly, although these lads had higher fats

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago

Me, Local Fact Checker (who is also very tired and lazy): "seems fine"

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