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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

comic shanns ms for all code editing

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

Needs more line spacing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Putting the “no” in zapfino

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (22 children)

I... Somehow just realized that I can of course change my editor font. After three years in professional software dev.

Any recommendations for maximizing readability?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I've really enjoyed Monaspace as well as using Inter for my interfaces. Maybe you will too? :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

i always use the classic 6x13 or 8x16 font

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Iosevka, IBM Plex, Fira Code, Space Mono, JetBrains Mono

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Verdana.

The I/l and O/o/0, 0/8/ø are all distinct, so are all the different kinds of brackets. Also, this isn't a monospace font, so wide letters such as m and w are wide, instead of being squashed into an unreadable barcode.

Letters aren't meant to be monospace, and sans TUI nothing in computers still needs to be.

If you do need one, ex. for TUI, I second JetBrains Mono!

Also, Verdana is not a libre font, Noto Sans is a libre font that also has these properties, although code does look much better in Verdana to me.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I just use IBM Plex, but that's mostly because the keycaps my keyboard came with used it :) I also think it's just fine for readability (i.e. I/l and O/0 are different enough)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I unironically love comic sans derivatives, they're just super readable to me

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Comic sans is a great typeface in my opinion. Just often misused.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Big fan of jetbrains mono.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My favorite is "Inconsolata"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Try JetBrains Mono.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I guess it depends on your preference but I love Fira Code

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Cause I ~~reposted~~ stole it from some other internet page

I just usually download the image than a screenshot when posting

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In this case it's because part of the joke is the quote tweet. You could also link to the tweet instead of a screenshot but then we need to connect to Musk's servers at some point (even if through a proxy like nitter)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Yes, but he could've copy pasted the title.

You could've changed the main title to something like "programming the declaration of independence" or "programming like it's 1750"

He mocks op. The gag is not the font anymore.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

True but I think showing the quoted tweet is better than just in the title cause it is part of the joke in the image.

Title is normally used as a reaction or just simple text with some reference to the image

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I still think this format sucks because the punchline comes first.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But this way gives credit to Josh for the joke

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Another way is to use a content extractor.

So

  • the user will select the rectangular region to be extracted
  • Extractor will extract
    • Josh's profile picture
    • "Josh"
    • The tick mark SVG
    • "@jpshycodes"
    • "Bro is coding ..." - the comment text
    • Information that a frame is to be reproduced
    • Ryan Els's profile picture
    • "Ryan Els"
    • The tick mark SVG again, but this time it will be deduplicated
    • "@RyanEls4"
    • "12h"
    • "Rate my ..." - text for the comment inside the frame
    • The jpeg picture inside the frame (yes it's a jpeg and not a PNG. IDK why. But look at it)

Then it would convert it into a reproducible package which can then also match your colour scheme for background colour etc.

Now just need to make such an extractor
And a corresponding format in Lemmy to display it


Sure it will be more work, but this way we can retain more fidelity with less space taken.

It will not be usable as proof, because the thing can be just written, but it's not like pictures work as a very good proof nowadays, anyway.

[–] [email protected] 143 points 3 days ago (5 children)

See the problem with this is that even if I write code with this font, I can't force people to read it in this font.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Pretty sure you can use the 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓭𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼

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[–] [email protected] 120 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Of course you can. Instead of committing the code to a repository, you just take screenshots of the everything and commit that instead.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

all code is written down in physical loose leaf notebooks

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

And then you program a runtime that calls an AI to parse images and execute your code in real-time!

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can if you paste it into a write protected pdf

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The only real way to write protect it is by printing the pdf into pdf (making it a pdf of an image).

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Many editors can read config files from a file in the repository itself. And oftentimes it has the highest priority. Just gotta know the IDE of your target and they have to click "trust this project".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Just add it for VSCode and Jetbrains and you cover like 75-95% of devs

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

reduce the flourishes and/or add more spacing between lines and it would be a lot more readable.

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