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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

...Shouldn't that be the other way around...?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Me whenever dog owners do that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

My dog usually prefers fetch in the backyard. I always give her the option of either. Sometimes she'll go for the walk and then turn around after 5 minutes to go home and play.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

That's a familiar username! Are you the same poem_for_your_sprog that was on Reddit?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

When I first got a dog I learned how many people don’t walk their dogs, it’s crazy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, I got a shocking amount of incredulity from people at the office when I offhandedly mentioned walking my dog twice a day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

My neighbours were like that. I saw them walk their dogs once in 10 years.

Their dogs are long gone and mine turns 18 in July.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

I just got back from my dog’s daily ~4 mile walk. We watch our friends dog occasionally and they don’t walk her at all and she’s a few years younger than my dog but she can barely move because she’s so overweight and doesnt get any exercise

[–] [email protected] 46 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yep my dog needs 1+ mile in the morning and at least 2 miles in the afternoon for optimal health - bowels, muscles, etc. He's 7 now and acts like a dog half his age.

Then some of my friends are like "I try to take mine around the block at least once a week" and I am sad for their poor dog.

Hard to find good dogsitters who will actually take them on long walks too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Once a week?? My god.

I walk my 10 year old husky 3 miles a day at least, and we usually go to the dog park at least every other day. He's showing signs of aging, but he acts like a dog half his age.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I have two chihuahuas so I take them on three walks per day, but just two of those walks are what I call “medium” walks for them, it’s a few big blocks around the neighborhood.

What you reminded me of is when I do my 5+ km walks, I bring one of them in a shoulder bag carrier for dogs. They can’t walk that far every day due to their size but they still absolutely love the adventure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

I don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

That's why i don't have a dog or a cat. I couldn't do that to them. On the other hand, a dog from a dog shelter could see themselves rescued in the last second, if anyone takes them in. At least they would live in a safe place.

After being in a dog shelter, they may even enjoy some alone time. I imagine it being as stressful for dogs as it is for humans, to be incarcerated with strangers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

You can have indoor cats. They sleep like 20 hours anyway.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I love alone and have a career where I cannot work at home. Sometimes I think about getting a pet, but I just can't see it as being ethical in my situation. Sometimes I do ponder getting a cat though as they seem more independent, but I don't have much experience with them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Get two cats and they will be fine, if you are lucky one will be cuddly, the other one for sure will be upset you came home.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I'd say cats are different, I have two and when I get home they run after a laser pointer for 30mins and then they're pooped. Plus they snuggle and sleep with me so that's bonding time as well

[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 hours ago

Don't let cats chase a laser pointer. They need to catch something to not get frustrated with their "hunt" - which you simulate with playing. Laser pointers are especially bad for this, even if you lead the cat to a treat or something.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck anyone who doesn’t get someone to go look after their dog for a few hours if especially if they are gone for 12 hours.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

My job is 12 hour shifts plus an hour commute each way. This is a big part of why we haven't already gotten a dog. Well that, and also until a few months ago we were in a pretty small apartment. My wife is home more than me, so we're considering it, but I want to try to time it so that I'm off and there more early on for adjustment period and training.

Humans don't deserve dogs. I want to be the kind of human who can almost disprove that fact.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

If you lived alone I'd say it would be a terrible idea to get a dog. But if your wife is home a lot then it sounds like a much more doable situation imo.