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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Dude it still does. Try that shit man a big shitty sandwich and chips fucking goes hard

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Past tense? Get back in there!

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My POV while reading this post (I have not gone swimming today)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The chips go in the sandwich. Also I don't know how to swim.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Go swim if you have the means to do so!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't get it, why you have a line of crisps next to the sandwich? And why would you have cold food with cola?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does soda have pairings like wine? I had no idea, I just cracked open sodas. What kinda faux pas have I been doing all my life? Oh God, is everyone looking at me weird when I drink soda wrong?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The crisps were there because they had salt and fat. This was typical food for children after swimming. The cold food is because it was 30-40°C outside.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

We had a fish and chip shop opposite the pool. I don’t think I have eaten anything better than those salty vinegary chips, the childish exhaustion and hunger made them absolutely magical.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (9 children)

And it was damn good. What’s that German saying? “Hunger makes the best sauce”? When you’re really hungry this is five Michelin star good.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In dutch they say: "Hunger makes raw beans taste sweet"!

when packing up after windsurfing, they would advise against taking your trapeze off (a huge belly belt that can connect you to the sail, handsfree!) before you had access too food, because more often then not, it would unleash the hunger beast within. It was fun to have that power over your own hunger! GIMME THOSE SWEET BEANS!

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (9 children)

My dad: "The plain peanut butter sandwiches will continue until morale improves."

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My dad: “boiled hotdogs in store-brand white bread are what the real athletes eat.”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I nuke mine, but otherwise, ya

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Man for me it was that $1.25 pool stand hot dog

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Swimming lessons at Costco.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 day ago

STILL. FUCKING. DOES.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nachos, super rope, and ice cream at the pool concession stand.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Wet pool hand nachos is bringing back core memory

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