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Like Joe for coffee.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In Germany das kühle Nass. The cool wet.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

In Finland we call it "non-alcoholic vodka"

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Water?

Never touch the stuff.

Fish fuck in it, doncha know?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

well in my country it's called : sprite for the poor or sprite without soda

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

given that stars are mostly hydrogen, and rust is oxide.

I often call water "rusty star"

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

...can someone get this guy a history book? Shakespeare alone used 14.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fourteen is a terrible nickname for water

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

As opposed to the American Boddle'a'Wardder?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Moby Dick wine. City gin.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Morning brown, morning brown

Get yourself a cup of morning brown

Morning brown, morning frown

What the heck is morning brown?

Well, morning brown is great, you get it

in a cup

Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up

It comes from beans, have it hot or with

ice

In a day, I'd say, only drink it thrice

Morning brown, I'm still not sure

Can you please explain it some more?

It's coffee, ya fuck

Oh, right, yep

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Man I fucking love aunty Donna

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I'll just have a cup of rain, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

"Gänsewein" - goose wine in germany

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Adam's Ale" is in my thesaurus as a synonym for water. I've never heard that one before. lol

There is also Dihydrogen Monoxide.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Water, dhm, wet-wet, hydro, aqua, words for 'water' in languages you don't otherwise speak, sky treats, fish pee (there's a whole list of pee ones),

I have more.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

You might have heard of Adam's Ale of you did enough crosswords

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Recently heard that cup of Joe comes from the Navy. The guy that banned alcohol on Navy ships and replaced them with coffee was named Joe.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

what a Joe thing to do.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

"Wah-wah": Am I a joke to you?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

In French we call it "Chateau Lapompe" which sounds like a wine name but is literally "castle the pump".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That ol' n' moist

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

a la francaise ‘eau’

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

"Council Juice" in N. Ireland.

[–] [email protected] 131 points 1 week ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

No it's burnt piss.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is it. I don't need to read any more of the thread.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah they won.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Fuckin burn lol

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Think they just call it diet coke

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

What do they call diet water?

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