In Germany das kühle Nass. The cool wet.
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In Finland we call it "non-alcoholic vodka"
well in my country it's called : sprite for the poor or sprite without soda
given that stars are mostly hydrogen, and rust is oxide.
I often call water "rusty star"
...can someone get this guy a history book? Shakespeare alone used 14.
Bo'oh'o'wa'er
As opposed to the American Boddle'a'Wardder?
Moby Dick wine. City gin.
Earth piss
Morning brown, morning brown
Get yourself a cup of morning brown
Morning brown, morning frown
What the heck is morning brown?
Well, morning brown is great, you get it
in a cup
Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up
It comes from beans, have it hot or with
ice
In a day, I'd say, only drink it thrice
Morning brown, I'm still not sure
Can you please explain it some more?
It's coffee, ya fuck
Oh, right, yep
Man I fucking love aunty Donna
Ocean lite
Wooder
I'll just have a cup of rain, thanks.
"Gänsewein" - goose wine in germany
"Adam's Ale" is in my thesaurus as a synonym for water. I've never heard that one before. lol
There is also Dihydrogen Monoxide.
Water, dhm, wet-wet, hydro, aqua, words for 'water' in languages you don't otherwise speak, sky treats, fish pee (there's a whole list of pee ones),
I have more.
You might have heard of Adam's Ale of you did enough crosswords
Recently heard that cup of Joe comes from the Navy. The guy that banned alcohol on Navy ships and replaced them with coffee was named Joe.
what a Joe thing to do.
"Wah-wah": Am I a joke to you?
In French we call it "Chateau Lapompe" which sounds like a wine name but is literally "castle the pump".
That ol' n' moist
oh
a la francaise ‘eau’
"Council Juice" in N. Ireland.
No, that is burnt water
No it's burnt piss.
This is it. I don't need to read any more of the thread.
Yeah they won.
Fuckin burn lol
Sippin' on that bubb-less
Boob-less
Think they just call it diet coke
What do they call diet water?