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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Kraneberger" - "Château Tap" in German.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

kenne noch Hahnenquelle

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

"Stay away from da aqua!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

The moist maker

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I dunno, man. I've heard it being referred to as "aqua-cola". I've also heard it's incredibly addictive, which makes sense because not a lot of time has to pass at all before I start to crave more of it. It's practically impossible to resist.

Should've never been started on that shit. I dunno why it's so normalised in society...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The ultimate gateway drug. EVERY addict of any kind started by drinking water. They should ban that shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

100% of water addicts have died

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

St-Laurent frappé un Montreal.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Sky Juice in Malaysia

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Going in blind so sorry if this is a repeat:

God's Juice.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Over here we call it Council Juice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love that one. I'm right in thinking it's specifically tap water, right? (As in the water provided by the council, you wouldn't use it for Evian or whatever).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Yes specifically tap water

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Council pop.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

It’d just sound desperately tryhard if someone tried it now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

It's "Château Lapompe" in french to mimic wine brand ;)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A nice tall glass of raw ice, please.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I prefer my ice medium rare.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

You've never tried ice til you've had it poached

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