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It’s the same soap and water either way, right? What about sex toys? Am I supposed to wash those in the toilet or something?
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What's the rest of that sentence?
"Just get over it." ?
What the fuck is it about pissing in sinks anyway? I've known guys who had a fixation for pissing in sinks.
It's not my thing, but if you want to piss in your own sink in your own house then have at it I guess.
There's a whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters. Something is wrong in the head with those people.
They need therapy. THEYNNEED TO GO TO THERAPY.
whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters
what
Yeah I too — as a very occasional sink pisser (sometimes when I'm very inebriated or have stubborn morning wood) — would like disassociate from the sink shitting lunatics.
Piss is liquid and mostly free of pathogens. Shit isn't.
As long as you're not actively and regularly pissing in your sink without ever washing it, I don't really get what the issue is.
The height is just so convenient.
I take it you're tall and have a short counter?
Idk, I'm pretty spot on average for Finland, 183. The sink is just on the level that I can have my dick in the sink while leaving my balls to hang outside of it.
Edit wait I think there was a misunderstanding. I don't really ever piss into my kitchen sink, don't even know if I have done in this apartment but did in my last as I smoked in the kitchen and the counters were a bit lower. I'm talking about my bathroom sink. And yeah, the toilet is right there, but I live alone, I clean the sink pretty often anyway so might as well.
have stubborn morning wood
that's so real. I'm too short personally 😅
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Responding “its not hurting anyone…” when your wife has this sort of reaction.
wife’s contact named “mrs”
Yikes.
“you cunt”
wife’s contact named “mrs”
Confirmed Aussie and degen.
LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Deuce in the sink?
It’s not hurting anyone
Savage. Everyone knows the civilized world wafflestomps in the shower.
Is it still wafflestomping if you’re mashing it through a covered strainer flange?
Is that pasta-extrusion-efflusion at that point?
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r/sinkpissers
I went one further and thought he'd spaffed in the sink for maximum backdrop and minimal sound.
Excellent opening gambit for a response though. It's right up there with "calm down"; "chill out, love"; and the classic "yeah well Tracey next door doesn't mind it".