Obviously depends on what you're about to eat

Top part - 2, 5 for bottom.

2, obviously

3 speaks to me I like 😋😋

Def 3

2 and 3. 1 and 5 are too short, they're last resort shit

2

...get that f*ucking plural-~~comma~~ apostrophe out of my face...

^1^ ^head^ ^+^ ^5^ ^handle^

3 > 1 & 4 >> 5 >>>>>>> 2

3

None of them are great, all too thin and probably have hard 90° edges from being stamped cheap metal, but maybe 2. Five can fuck off, too wide and trying to be a spoon, the rest are too narrow in the handle.

1 is the one you leave in the drawer till it's the last one or use for stuff you don't want to risk your other forks for...

There isn’t a best, maybe a less bad but even then it’s an impossible choice. ✋wins here.

2, 5 if there are no clean 2s

5, obviously

I think 5

None. They’re all stamped from thin sheet metal. Tines and handles are too thin and will bend.

2. 1 is also nice, every other choice is heresy.

I want to say 2 because longest fork depth, but 4 has that round mouth feel with still good fork depth without being too aggressive about the curvature like 5. The thicker outer prongs grip slippery/heavy food better too.

I'm going 4.

Also because 2 has that annoying fin. The worst forks do that, and also curve down. Hurts my hands, but I'm a giant with bear paws so YMMV.

2, if I wanted it to be round, I'd have grabbed a spoon.

Came here thinking I'd be the odd man out by saying #2, I'm pleasantly surprised.

2. Pasta!

Definitely 2. All other answers are just plain wrong.

1 or 5

It's a trick question, they're all bad.

(I have autism)

Neurodivergents*

1

Wooden chopsticks. Metal is too loud to eat with, plus I'm clumsy enough to end up biting the fork and hurting my teeth.

I do like playing with forks though! Some heavier and more angular shapes, like 2, tend to have a really nice balance to them and are satisfying to twirl in my fingers while I'm working on something.

Also team 2

2 its just right

Head of 2, body of 5.