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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

How can people chose without weighing them?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

2 and it's not close, 1 is the worst.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

2 if I had to pick from that drawer, but the actual answer: Victorinox Swiss Classic / Swiss Modern cutlery. Absolutely love the large handles, sharp knives and large spoons. Very nice feel in hand and mouth.

https://www.victorinox.com/de-DE/Produkte/Haushalts--und-Berufsmesser/Besteck/Classic-Besteck-12-teilig/p/6.7233.12

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wtf, that has plastic handles?!😬

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

You haven’t seen that before? It’s not that uncommon. The handles give a really nice, secure grip. It’s also perfectly safe for the dishwasher, doesn’t fade, doesn’t deteriorate, etc. We’ve had ours since the early 2010’s and they still look brand new.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This feels like a reverse Avatar test for autism

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They all lack thickness but 2

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why are they all so flat?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

For the Neurodivergent fork benders.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Long handle, long thin straight tines, large round pan so it fits nicely in your hand, 2 is basically the ideal fork

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

They are all OK. But I spent 7 years eating with a trident, so what do I know.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

2 for a meal, 5 for snacks and desserts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

For me it's 5 times the same fork 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

5 nice and clean. No messing around. Hard to bend accidentally (I worry about that)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Obviously, 2 is really bad. 5 is nice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I've never been offended like this in my entire life. This goes beyond a mere difference in opinions, it's like we're disagreeing on the shape of a sphere

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Number 2.

Long sensual tines, full round butt gives you something to hold on to.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I like the one that doesn't have an unnecessary apostrophe.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I actually own the cutlery set that 5 is from. Because it was the best option at IKEA at the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
  1. Small forks go faster.
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Fuck you & fuck this insulting post.

#2

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

fork tierlist

S| 2
A| 3
B|
C| 4
D|
E| 1
F| 5

although, a non-metal handle would be better

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

4 has the best handle, 2 has the best fork

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

2 is best. 5 is tolerable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Everyone is busily selecting a fork, and I'm trying to figure out if the apostrophe was an intentional troll ..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Spoon better

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I dont like any of them :(

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Number 2, obviously.

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