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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (7 children)

It's 2 and it ain't even close

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Noooo booty too big

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Handle of 5, prongs of 3.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Worst 5 fork designs in this meme. Thanks for nothing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

1, 2, and/or 5 depending on the type of food i'm eating.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
  1. Every other choice is wrong.
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It's not a contest. Look at the contouring, elegant. Look at the polish, shining as bright as Versailles. The tong length has the perfection of a Swiss watch.

Then the functionality- the flared handle provides the user with the comfort usually reserved for oil barons in hospice. The longer tongs serve as an homage to the engineers who brought humanity to the moon.

Every other fork is merely a blight on the earth in comparison to this Adonis of cutlerian perfection.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

What am I eating? Spaghetti is different from steak which is different from peas

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

You come here asking neurodivergents a question and you only give five options?

All of these options are terrible. You should feel ashamed, OP.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Number 5 is the best, fight me. The wide, rounded handle provides a comfortable grip, and the slightly shorter prongs, combined with the bulge on the outer ones give it a friendly look. You don't want to put some aggressive looking stabbing device like the disgusting number 2 into your mouth do you? Where all the soft, vulnerable stuff is? Come on. And don't get me started on the handle of number 3, that is just atrocious, way to thin and I can already feel it digging into my skin when just trying to apply modicum of rotational force into my food.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

5 is practically a spork. 2 is for stabbing food not your mouth. Learn to eat

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I think 2 has the best mix of uniformity and utility.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Handle of number 1, prongs of number 2.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

2.The crazies here who don't think that's the best head by so much that the handle doesn't matter, they scare me. No amount of bad handle can make up for how much I hate the rest of them

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Sure, if shiny sporks are your thing.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

You don't have to be neurodivergent to have an opinion about fork shapes. Also 2 is the best.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The present is now, old fella

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Where the hell did the "L" come from?????

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Although if I really have to choose, it'll be 2, but I'll silently complain he whole time

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I'm inclined to say 2, just for form and shape. But it looks to chunky. Like probably heavy af. So I'll choose 3.

P.s. thanks for giving me a new thing I didn't know was linked to my neurodivergence

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
  1. It's balanced, not too sharp or long.

Nr. 2 is a no go, the thick butt is annoying af to put in a dishwasher cutlery basket. You need to think about these things.

The rest is fine and whatever.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cutlery basket? Are you a 1%er?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

newer dishwashers have a silverware rack that lets you sort them and they come out cleaner! it's nifty.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago
  1. No discussion.
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Number 5, as a backup 2. Edit: I feel like 2 is too fat and 5 is too narrow. Somewhere in the middle.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They all have problems. If i have to pick any one of them its going to be 2, but i won't be happy about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

2 is going to have the best texture on the lips. But the end is too flared to be truly comfortable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Two is the only one with long enough tines, but that spoon tail on the handle ruins it for me.

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