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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I get that's something people do recreationally and whatever, you do you, but I get the feeling you need an extent of genetic predisposition to get an object that wide up there without tearing something. Or of course the more obvious answer of the first poster was just running their mouth to get a reaction and boy oh boy did it work.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Why would someone put a pen in their urethra?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (5 children)

A pen? Foolhardiness.

Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called "sounding" and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (5 children)

i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Some people find the experience of sticking things in their urethra highly stimulating. Some of those people get tired of the typical thin rod, and need something... More.

I've always been more curious as to who figured this out first. Someone had to be the first to scratch the inside of their dick with a stick to awaken a whole new itch, and I find that just slightly terrifying.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Sounder here. It started as experimenting as a child. Once i found out that i can make good feeling by touching my pp, I tried everything I could think of to make different good feelings.

Started with lego spears and antennae around 10 I think. Also tried those little ball chains that are used as pull switches for ceiling lights. They were less fun. Nowadays I use proper surgical grade tools.

I've got a pencil dick so the biggest I can fit is 7.5mm even after sounding for 20 years. Some guys can take up to 12 or 13 mm and it legitimately makes me jealous.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

You’re giving me flashbacks to a doctor in Tokyo sticking a camera into my bladder and saying it was beautiful. I yahooed it, cameras are 9mm. It was hell. At least I got you best ya weirdo

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not kinkshaming here, I just hadn't expected to read an adventure tale this detailed today.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

are they resonating the thing to make it vibrate? are there some awesome frequencies? otherwise i dont understand the 'sounding' name.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

You can buy vibrating sounds, but honestly the vibrating doesnt add much to the experience.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A medical sound is an instrument used for probing and dilating

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ahh thank you. can they use it like rebar and have sex while its inserted?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not recommended. Unless you get a flexible silicone sound. But I find those quite boring.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

what do you find not boring? the only thing i'm familiar with is a tenga flip hole.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh you poor innocent soul. Some things are best left unsaid.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I want to be grossed out. Hit me.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look at you sounding off here. You must not be sound of mind if you're looking for this. It's sounding like a bad idea.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Foogle "10mm sounding rod"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Foogle "10mm sounding rod"

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

Sounds about right.

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