this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

If Anon is anything like me, my advice for next steps would be to start learning about metabolic health.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Office space started me thinking about early retirement plans.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yep that movie is depressing, especially that traffic scene, I go through that every day. Even the changing lanes part, too relatable.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I used to as well. Glad I can commute by train now.

[–] [email protected] 243 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I saw Bladerunner as a teenager and it affected me so much I'm now a grown-ass man living in a cyberpunk dystopia. Follow your dreams.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I've got a hint for you, look at their username. It's sick as fuck.

I wish the d was capitalized but still awesome.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I couldn't even finish that movie and had to stop after about 30 min (not because it was bad, but just way too depressing lol)

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That kind of sounds like a reason to go back and finish it

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