It's amazing how someone's job description can say "Scammer" in so many more words.
this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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"No topic is off limits" and "Be aware of indulgences in your life" are, in my opinion, great pieces of advice that you should apply to your close ones. However, LinkedIn is definitely not the place for this.
as someone that never took anything worthwhile out of linkedin, i kind of like that people post this stuff there :P
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The “Carry on” at the end - like he’s stopped you in the street to share this nugget of wisdom, and is giving you a firm pat on the shoulder before sending me on your way.
I like to think he is saying that to himself because he interrupted his porn binge to post this.
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I took a fat, greasy shit today.
Yeah, I admit it.
And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.
But why am I bringing this up?
For two reasons:
- Because no topic is off limits and
- Because it's important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle
There are some things that need to be done in moderation.
For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.
Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.
Carry on.
might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.
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This cracked me up.
More useful than the original.
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kinda confusing
Imagine not looking at porn at work, couldn't be me