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[–] [email protected] 153 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

I took a fat, greasy shit today.

Yeah, I admit it.

And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.

But why am I bringing this up?

For two reasons:

  1. Because no topic is off limits and
  2. Because it's important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

There are some things that need to be done in moderation.

For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.

Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.

Carry on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

As a European, the only information I have about Chipotle is that makes you shit greasy and greatly. Sounds like something straight out of Idiocracy from here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 34 minutes ago

It’s not actually bad as long as the chipotle you go to is decent. I’ve never had trouble eating it; was only joking. They use fresh ingredients which is more than a lot of American fast food can say

[–] [email protected] 16 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

South Park joke about Chipotle making you shit your pants

Chipoltaway ad

[–] [email protected] 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago

Ok coca cola corp

[–] [email protected] 44 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF

[–] [email protected] 30 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

They do, but only when you’re not looking.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Eating it is the only way to find out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago

This cracked me up.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 22 hours ago

More useful than the original.