Why stop with leaving politics? Heck you make rockets, why not just leave earth altogether?
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Thanks for the nightmares, I guess 🤷😬
Watch this video of Elon Musk being booed for 7 minutes straight at a Dave Chappelle show https://mastodon.social/@LupoLaLupo/114242322785596710
Elon would be very depressed if you saw it https://www.mercurynews.com/2023/11/08/elon-musk-almost-needed-sfpd-wellness-check-after-breakdown-getting-booed-at-dave-chappelle-show/
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Ooh. Let me try. “Fuck your feelings snowflake”.
what a fucking baby
Right wing nutjob can't help but be a right wing nutjob even on his way out.
Hahah too fucking late. You can't just "get out" of the public eye whenever you want loser
Its working guys!
Snowflake Nazi bitch.
Get fucked. I hope he's given flak the rest of his goddamn life. Nazi piece of shit billionaire.
i hope he leaves politics because he dies
Don't you think he looks tired?
- Elon: goes full nazi
- Elon: goes full corrupt
- Elon: destroys government and thousands of lives
- People: angry, outraged
- Elon: feelings hurt, "why don't they like me"
"they must be paid protesters. There's no other explanation" ~nazi fuck
Says the guy who buys voters. And who lacks basic brain functionality to understand people hate him for being a nazi asshole who destroys people their lives by disrupting fragile systems made to protect lives and support the poor and ill. "they must be paid by terrorists"
Kholed dickhead spends way too much time in fellating echo chamber, steps outside and loses shit at reality
He can't step out now. It's too late.
he means he wants to step down, and do it behind the scenes.
And how many will miss him?
hopefully they miss him like that one protester missed richard spencer
EVERYONE in this Thread needs to be DEPORTED for TERRORISM for HURTING Elon's feewings!
You have committed a crime.
reddit will do it for them, if your in one.
Big if true
Awww, poor baby has had his fee fees hurt.
Caring face not found.
Hope he goes to Mars and never comes back
You know this costs the taxpayer billions right? If he gets shot or ODs it's much cheaper.
Whatever it takes and the sooner the better.
QQ more. Don't think that people will forget who you really are.
Good. Do it.
What a snowflake