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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28523918

This made me laugh incredibly hard, so had to cross post it.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (7 children)

These people are crazy. Even if you think that, keep it to yourself.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

This fucking bitch.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So…. The pope is evil? Did he do a woke?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Seems unlikely they'll puff the pope smoke to select anyone who could bother Trump by demonstrating the weakness of empathy, but I would be glad to be proven wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Imagine the fun the world will have making jokes when this vapid bint exits the mortal realm.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

If it were true that God defeats evil, Empty Greene would be a smouldering pile of ashes at a crossroads by now.

Karma is what we make it. The world don't care.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My god did Vance kill the Pope!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

How dare you insinuate that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE, there isnt a single shred of evidence that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE. Id like to see anyone claiming or even hinting that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE take their evidence straight to Interpol so that it can be disproven categorically by trained experts that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

The poor pontiff wasn't used to being face-to-face with that level of evil and egotism. And he didn't think Vance would try to strangle him: "A message from Ratzinger! Bwahaha!"

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I'm sory, did you just call the fucking Pope evil?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You could also argue that this was a very old man. Is god asleep at the wheel?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Vultures.

It's an alt-right social media trend: descend on the dead before they're even cold.

That said, MTG is still dumb as bricks. Says a lot about MAGA, what type of women they bring forth. Sorry if that sounds sexist - or if, the sexism is not mine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A smart woman tends not to advance the cause of misogyny no. They kinda don't wanna end up like that chick from Handmaid's Tale who got reading banned for her gender and now she's bored.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

At least Serena Joy was classy (well, you know, aside from the ceremonial rapes) and carried herself like a fucking human.

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