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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28523918

This made me laugh incredibly hard, so had to cross post it.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm sory, did you just call the fucking Pope evil?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

No you see, he was a communist demon because he committed the absolutely heresy of being 0.1% less conservative.

Can't be the pope if you don't hate minorities and immigrants ya know

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

And this pope was one of the least evil!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess she’s gotta be right at least once

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)