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Edit: I wasn't sure what I was appalled by at first but now I realize it's that this fucking medal just encourages women to be treated no better than a prized heifer.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

My great grandma got that one. It allowed her to be a bitch towards the Nazis, as they had to honor her.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Another coinkidink.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Ah, here is step one. The "Mutter der Nation" medal for women having 5+ children.

Next stop: Lebensborn projects where women are forced to get impregnated by real american patriots (tm)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Blessed be the fruit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

Why do you think he wants to be "The Father of IVF." Musky's little breeding program.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 17 hours ago

The truth is that Trump is a poster child for why abortion should not only be legal, but encouraged.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago

Trump is the sum of the reasons I won't procreate and can shove every single medal up his rectum to form Trump piñata. However, we can then string him up and take turns beating Trump-yata with a bat until we all get a medal, and the world will be on its way to healing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

ok so this is inconsistent

i read two fucking weeks ago that economists around the world are waking up to the idea that people should have fewer children because otherwise the rich and corporations might have to pay taxes to provide income to the people that the wages don't. if there's fewer people, they don't need to pay people subsidies so much. trump should talk to his economists.


edit: context: wages are predicted to drop so low over the next 20 years that people will not be able to feed themselves on wages alone. social unrest is painful and to avoid it, some sort of Universal Basic Income will be unavoidable. That would have to be paid for by taxes that the rich would have to pay, since literally nobody else has any money. You see where this is going: the rich don't like their wealth to be taxed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It wouldn’t help unless said economists drew pictures and used simple words. Even then there’s no reason to believe he would understand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

it's worth a try, and better than doing nothing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Can this medal be exchanged for food and shelter?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

That would be communism!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like I missed part of the article where it said that the current administration was planning on distributing this medal. What I read was more along the lines of them saying that the current administration is potentially implementing some pronatalist policies and the it describes one policy promoted by a pronatalist group, but nothing about the current administration planning on implementing that specific policy.

Not saying any of this is good and I tend to mentally gloss over parts of text that I read, I'm just earnestly missing where it says that specific policy is one that is being looked into and I would appreciate someone pointing it out to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

You're not wrong. The link seems to be based on a couple who are very pro-babies sending the idea of the mother medal to the Trump administration. Then, the article talks about how conservatives are trying to change the national dialogue about having kids and showed several quotes posted on social media saying why having babies is great.

The author of the article seems to be the one who made the link. They probably aren't wrong, but it wasn't the Trump admin who came up with it or started talking about it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

That's what women of child bearing age want and need. A medal. Not jobs, food, housing, security, nor equality.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

goes along nicely with the female celebrity "astronauts" from last week. "Putting the 'ass' in astronauts", They said. "There will be eyelash extensions floating around the capsule", and saying that they were very concerned about their hair in space. Thats is who the republicans need women to be. less concern about the stuff you mentioned, more referring to yourself as a piece of ass who will be required to make a whole lot of babies. Got it?

/s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

Also those child-bearing age women do not want nor need maternity care, and are TOTALLY into receiving a huge hospital bill after giving birth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

All the best countries did that, and US will be greatest of them all, that is what he will make it. Great it will be made...

[–] [email protected] 49 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Jesus fuck, if you want people to have kids, it is not that hard. Remove obstacles. On average, people want to have kids. It's an evolutionary drive. People override that drive when they do not feel secure enough to start a family. Just make that easier. That's it. Make sure people can afford to have kids, that they can provide them a comfortable and safe upbringing, that they can ready their kids to become adults, and that their kids' future seems likely to be bright. How?

Decrease inflation. Subsidize child care. Increase wages and benefits (raise the mimimum wage). Mandate maternity/paternity leave. Make coverage for kids on health, dental, and vision insurance less expensive, or provide medicare for all (or at least all children). Make sure young people can afford good homes off of minimum wage. Make sure good schools are available to everyone by improving public education and providing bussing. Make sure kids are safe in schools with gun control laws. Make sure college/trade schools are inexpensive and accessible. Stablize the economy. Promote good middle class jobs. Avoid war. Fight bigotry. Provide comprehensive sex education and family planning resources including abortion rights so that people can start families when they are ready and promote generational welfare rather than propogating generational poverty.

Notice how damn near all of these things that would increase the birth rate are antithetical to GOP policy though? You want the results, but not the means. You want to offer "medals" for motherhood like a boss offers a pizza party for a record profits last quarter. It's unserious, unhelpful, condescending, insulting, and still leaves new parents struggling to get by. Be better leaders with sensible policies. Maybe then you will get your wish.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

The GOP wants to have their babies and eat them too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

I would gold this comment if I could!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Wait so we have too many immigrants but not enough babies?

What's going on?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Keep track, we have too many of some immigrants, but not enough of some other immigrants. We have a tariffs on some stuff, but other stuff you don't need to worry about. We support babies and infants sometimes, but not other times, but we ALWAYS hate China. That's 2025!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

That's project 2025

[–] [email protected] 19 points 22 hours ago

Sounds about white.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Augustus did this 2000 years ago. Dictators can only imagine so far.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your masters want you to breed.

Whether you can afford to have children or not.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Especially when you can't afford their education. Those are the best kind of voters.

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