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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 19 minutes ago

Time travel, evidently.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Is that Marjorie Trailer Greene?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

That's a supermodel compared to her.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Digging holes with a shovel. I'm good at that.

Whittling. Drawing.

Meditation.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 32 minutes ago

shovel

We said stone age.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Dogs seem to like me so maybe I'd be one of the first to domesticate dogs. I'd probably just live with dogs.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago

Iโ€™m pretty good at thinking outside the box and innovating, so Iโ€™d probably just die.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

sucking dick

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

i'm a fairly deft hand at pottery. i'm also decent at fiber crafts. depends when and where during the stone age, of course, that's a pretty big expanse. if i'm really lucky, i'd be in one of the many cultures with special spiritual roles for trans folks. i've also got good rote memorization skills, so i can help with oral history.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

Starvation.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

perhapsgeometry, politics and drugs

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ironically, brute force. I would be great at hunting too!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

Username checks out

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Either making elaborate traps and contraptions out of sticks and stones.

Or brain surgery.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

You'd be the shaman putting holes into heads to cure headaches

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Hey, maybe you'll be the most successful neolithic brain surgeon and only kill half your patients

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

It could go either way

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

tool making most likely. also fire keeping, and cooking.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

Being a bitch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

Fucking, for sure

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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago

I came here to write Dying, but 7 other people had already done that.

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