It must be said again.
There are no good billionaires. Every one of them is doing stupid shit like this while people starve to death, in public or in secret.
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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Sounds like someone you want to give the keys to every secret the US has. Smart man.
This… might just be the craziest thing I’ve read since the election
Someone should totally try to catfish him, though. Sounds like it wouldn’t be all that challenging
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This guy needs to be compost
What. THE.
FUCK.
I put it on archive.md for anybody that couldn't see past the paywall like myself. (Sorry for the hijack but I wanted to see it quickly.) I'm not sure how everyone else is managing to read it for free tho.
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Nasty ass loser. trifling ass hentai addict type thought process. I've known life-long basement dewllers, they could NEVER be caught acting like this. They're mostly just awkward and sweet with mild social impairment. Then again none of them are billionaires LMAO. It must be the entitlement of people like this.
You know that image of the greasy neckbeard guy with the ugly hat who lives in his mother's basement? The one that floats around in everyone's head at the idea of a 30+ year old man living alone with his mother. That guy will be getting mad pussy. That guy will find genuine companionship with a human. All because they don't see others as receptacles for procreation.
All of the images, and memes, and greentext horror stories; all of the stereotypical caricatures of creeps. None of that could have prepared me for this. None of them fit the boot. I have never had the hairs on my neck stand up like I just did reading about that.
This guy is the King Kong of creeps. The final boss.
I’ve known life-long basement dewllers, they could NEVER be caught acting like this.
Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
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Why isn't the link to the WSJ article referred to in the supposed title?
If you click through the linked article you discover WSJ is paywalled.
lololol satire writes itself these days