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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] glebyglobster@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

this has to be satire, there’s no way

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This is a known mindset among Silicon Valley uber wealthy.

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We've already had reports of him propositioning employees for sex for money. You don't think he considers everyone on Twitter his property?

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[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Would be awesome to see all of his businesses fail to the point he can't cover his child support.

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[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is giving The Office "I want to have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend." energy

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s really not funny TBH, it’s all tied to his views on eugenics (or whatever euphemism is used) and frankly horrific visions of the future he shares with a few lower profile billionaires.

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[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When she didn’t sign the NDA, the payments were reportedly slashed, and eventually cut again to $20,000 a month.

Oh no! Only 20,000 dollahs!? That poor woman must now be living on water and bread for the rest of her life!

Listen, I get it - Musk is using his money to manipulate people and he's an asshole for that, but the cry story is just bleh.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jesus fucking Christ, your mentality right now is that hush money is okay. You're saying that because she's getting a lot of money she shouldn't complain.

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[–] misteloct@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He promised $15m and $100k / month. Would you honestly sleep with Musk and carry the weirdo's kid for any less? I'd need $20k/mo just to have dinner with the guy once.

[+] Woht24@lemmy.world -22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

These comments are just painful.

You're sitting there eating left overs in your studio apartment wondering how you'll make your next car payment and you're seriously going to pretend you have the morals to deny 1x dinner with musk for $20k a month for the rest of your life?

Absolute bullshit.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I gave up my top tech career for about that amount, I'm privileged enough to do so. So absolutely yes. Check my post history where I burned bridges with xAI lol.

This lady is probably being lambasted through the media as a whore, death threats, legal risk, etc. So yes just to meet with the guy and put my life at risk I would abso-fucking-lutely need a shit ton of cash. Musk is one of the most dangerous people alive.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Yeah, at the very least she needs security and lawyers. 20K is little enough to endanger her life.

…On the other hand, she's an influencer farming attention. And not in a good way. That cuts a lot of my empathy short.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah, because some of us have a conscience and will remember his disgusting behavior for the rest of our lives.

not everyone has morals as loose as yours.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Now that's not fair. Not everyone has the privilege to flip off Musk in that scenario. I do but most wouldn't. I don't blame Woht24 or any of the women Musk lured in.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have the impression that Musk wants to be the 'Black Goat with a Thousand Young'.

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

There's a supposed 4chan tripcode that calls itself "The Antichrist" !SATANZ0Gpo. I read a ton of their comments, and I'm convinced it's actually Elon Reeve Musk. Is he just schizo-posting? Maybe. Maybe it's an imposter. Maybe...

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[–] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is this guy on drugs?

[–] Realitaetsverlust@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

Bruh that man is literally the ketamine-entity. Why do you even ask?

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