Goddamnit. Take your upvote and leave.
Greentext
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
This is a masterpiece
I'm so glad I skipped to the tldr
Such a sad story.
My fictional tears be flying
Live a good feghoot
Dude. You have Stockholm syndrome. 9 was a registered 6 offender all along.
Oh my god. Anon was just trying to be friends and because of that, a terrible crime occurred that will change his life forever
I yet have to find proofs a yandere like this exists
Are you accusing School Days of lying to me?
Be the change you want to see in the world.
oh you motherfu-
Now that's a dad joke
Anon would be the best father
You knew it was fake/going to be a joke when anon got a girlfriend so easily.
I don’t get it. Can you explain?
It's a kids' joke. "Seven eight nine" sounds like "seven ate nine".
Seven eight nine
You know it's a good dad joke when you're literally fucking angry at the punch line.
What a twist!!
It sounds like a pitch for a Takashi Miike film
Man I can just feel the 2013.
I’d go older but compression and SEO drift have all but obliterated them.