I would have just gone with the obvious answer: telepathic will
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2025
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This is why we can't have nice things
As an engineer of sorts, this is every conversation that I have with clients, but comic lady answers waaaaaaaaaay better than most people lol.
Genie: What kind of bird?
Clients: I saw a very pretty bird once, I think it was in Europe. It had feathers and part of it was black.
Genie:.... Right.
Like writing with AI
Except after the second question it makes generic assumptions and responds immediately from data it's hallucinated rather than backed up with facts, despite telling it to do so or having had explicitly shared with it the full context beforehand.
Guys I got it.
I want a Green Lantern ring.
ring flys away looking for a worthy holder
You should ask for the OG green lantern ring, just magic
Wings? Nah, if I can't fly like Goku I don't want to fly at all.
Fine. You get superhero-style flight. But just to be a dick, the genie makes it so you can only fly feet first.
Where's the downside ?
Up
I'm sure you mean grown up DBZ Goku, but I would 100% take a flying nimbus and putter around the skies on my little cloud buddy. Just remember to pack a parachute!
dunno. inflating like a pufferfish and becoming a dirigible is cool too. i could go for that.
The genie grants your wish. You inflate via your own flatus. When you land, you have to release a fart big enough to buoyantly lift an entire human body.
Aww he gets me
Thank you for that visual. I never realized the world needed Zeppelin Man.
As long as you don't become Hindenburg Man
So like, did you know if you jar farts you can still make blue darts with em
The laws of physics are a bitch.