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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

I'm always so worried about food with gravy. It can either be delicious, or foul. There's no middle.

They should allow gravy samples like they do ice cream 😀

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

British invaded the entire world, and shipped exotic foods and spices back home for hundreds of years..

Only to make food that looks like this.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

2 girls 1 british food

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ehi thats a good british dish… they’re trying their best guys, come on. This is nasty but a good builder breakfast is great: eggs, bacon, hotdogs, potates, beans and tomatoes. You can work for 3 days after it 🀣 south uk fish and chips is the shit ✌️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Clearly you never been north. The south fish and chips are shite

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What even is that? I see fries, gravy, canned peas and a hot dog? Is that right? Because Β£4 is overpaying. Currently that's $5.31 in Freedom Funnbux. Definitely overpaid for that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

That mate is a jumbo sausage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

*chips :3 big chunky chippy chips like that cannot be called fries. Also our wages are dogshit and our cost of living is sky high that Β£4 isnt as much as it seems weirdly when a big Mac costs Β£5 by itself quite often.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As a Brit... yeah, that looks disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I bet it tastes great. But I do hate any other kind of soggy fries.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Call me a child, but peas are gross. The rest looks fantastic though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Let us be called children together then. Peas suck absolute ass in terms of texture and taste.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Only good peas I've ever had were raw fresh off the vine. ENTIRLEY different texture and taste, juicy and crispy, vs bland and mushy. Whoever decided we need to start cooking them deserves the lack of love in their life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

You are cooking them too long.

They are edible raw, so you only need to heat them through to go with your hot meal. They should still be firm and sweet when cooked.

Literally 2 min in boiling water, 3 if from frozen.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

You child!

You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'd say that's a reasonable price for dog food.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Why do you hate dogs?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As a Spaniard I was going to comment that it is kind of overpriced dog food.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Here in the Netherlands I spend 80 euros on 10kg of cat food (kibble).

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That looks fucking disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

It tastes amazing. I wouldn’t have mushy peas like, but never mind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I gobble the thing still though.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Poor people acting fancy calling garbage food. Yet after a joint at 3am I would fuck with it. Ever try ketchup and peas?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Youd have to pay me to eat that shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

For $30 id facefuck this meal into another dimension

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