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[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 123 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

This is one of the ways you can tell that his recent health report was bullshit.

Per the report, Trump’s height and weight are 75 inches and 224 pounds, respectively. Scans of several body systems—including the eyes, ears, neck, throat, and heart—came back normal.

Ain't no doctor giving a completely clean bill of health with a 28 BMI at his age.

[–] StJohnMcCrae@slrpnk.net 86 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

I'm 6'3 225 and I can assure you, I wasnt nearly that fat even when I was pushing 250. If he's actually 6'3 (he isn't) then brody is pushing 270-300 EASY. You can hide a lot of weight on a 6'3 frame, but not that much.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As someone who has also been 6'3" 225 agreed. He is definitely heavier than that.

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'd fudge that info too if it meant not getting sent to the gulag

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (4 children)

doctors' always measure my weight, but just take my word for height

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Same. I can't recall any of my doctors ever measuring my height. The police and RCMP however.. both kept pretty good records of my teenage growth years.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My doctor's office measured my height along with my weight last year. First time I remember since I've been an adult. I'm an old white woman and apparently I've lost an inch.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe it was just cold in the office. Happens to the best of us.

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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And Trump wears those weird lift shoes all the time as well

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 159 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Those are two different measurements.

He's six feet tall.

And he's three inches.

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Might be 6'3 if he was stretched out on one of those Medieval torture racks.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, I was gonna say whatever is going on with his spine might be hiding a few inches. You’d be amazed how many inches you can lose to curvature without looking like Quasimodo.

But I doubt he was ever 6’3”. That sounds like a number he picked years ago because someone he hates is 6’2”.

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[–] Zentron@lemm.ee 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

To quote an old post "there must have been a second or two where it felt amazing"

[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I undergo weekly spinal decompression therapy. While not exactly the same as the medieval torture devices, being strapped in and having my spine pulled from both directions with 200lbs of force is pretty close.

And yes, it feels amazing for a second or two.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (5 children)

May I ask what condition you're treating with that therapy?

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[–] Mini@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

The whole time feels amazing, if you’re a spectator

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

maybe he was 6'3" in the 80s and has been in denial since

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