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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24536609
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Optical illusions are wild.
Close one eye, tilt your phone back, and look at the screen from the charging hole!
I have a privacy screen so this doesn’t work for me lol
What exactly is closing one eye suppose to do?
Helps clear up the text, as you won't have two slightly different perspectives trying to read an already straining message
Does this work? I didnt notice a difference at all. Just tilt the screen and its readable with both or either eye.
if you don't cover one eye it reads "you're dong great and I'm gay you exist"
Thank you for being gay that I exist.
*cries with tears only in one eye.
*cries with tears only in one eye, but the other one*
I've seen so many of these I have gained the ability to read them straight on. In this case it doesn't matter, but I always feel like I've got one over the meme creator when it says something like "You look dumb holding your phone like that"
Awww thanks <333
jokes on you i lost the game and took Loss psychic damage anyway
Damn it... that's the second time in two weeks 🫠
I lost the game
From the charging hole.
Can do, boss! Not sure what this means though.
( °Θ°)
straight up the chargussy
Great, now my family are wondering why I was laughing.
You can show them this clip from a movie to make them understand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qti4VT6T0ts
Risky click of the day
This is one where the visual impaired text should also reveal the joke
oh shit i forgor
If you're at your computer and don't want to break a monitor trying to tilt it, just smoosh it vertically in MS paint or Apple iSomething to edit images. Edit: sorry what am I thinking - GIMP obviously
Downvote, this is not an optical illusion.
Cute. Ok, just for this cuteness.
Is it a shitpost, though?
it's a post i posted while shitting, does that count?
Yes