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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

you did it.

you found the clitoris

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

that's what they mean when they say "flicking the bean"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Took me way too long to realize this is shitpost

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I never pass up an opportunity to bean post

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

A legume. Possibly a new species. Congrats on your discovery

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

It looks like some kind of carrying case.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

Its a kid's knees.. No wait, it's only one so its a kidney!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

No it's clearly a blorppul

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

(Like you are pulling on a trigger?)

Lick it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

this is the inverse of the monolith in 2001: an organic shape confounds in a cold geometric environment, revealing our own fates. this masterpiece should bean album cover.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Don’t flick the bean in public!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You need at least two more before magic happens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

This guy knows how to use the Three Bean Shells.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

makeup sponge? can’t tell texture in a photo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Seems like a bad shape for it but this is my guess too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Someone flicked their bean

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I think there's a good chance this is two metal panels from a garbage bin lying on the ground with a Jelly Belly brand car air freshener that was thrown away lying on them:

edit: someone helped me

If anyone can tell me how to post links to images that actually show up in the thread like the polly pocket post I'd be obliged

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

![](https://i.ibb.co/vvfPGBhj/61u-Tnbxfs-YL-AC-SL1000.jpg)

You need the direct image link rather than the ibb.co link you shared here though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

ok thank you, exclamation, bracket bracket then the link in parenthesis

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Its a gua sha stone.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There's no women im on lemmy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The OP never said they were a woman

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Long shot, some variety of Polly Pocket

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

you know, I do think I misplaced mine too

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