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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I'm tryin hard going back to fish.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

Finally! Someone gets me! 💙

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (34 children)

And then feel guilty for wasting so much water.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Okay first thing i do is i turn on the water, and hold the shower head in my hand, pointing it away from myself until the water is hot.

Then i quickly spray the water all over my body, so i am completely wet. Then hang up the shower head, and step under it.

Then my brain shuts off for an undetermined amount of time.

Then i put shampoo in my hair, armpits and crotch, then finally soap everywhere else.

Make sure to get all the soap off, then dry myself. Total of ~45min.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Then my brain shuts off for an undetermined amount of time.

Pretty much this for me.

I've gotten pretty good at 10 minute showers before work, but I absolutely blank out from time to time.