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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The more I look at that room the less it makes sense

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Wall mirror?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I don't have a mirror - they are too bourgeois for proletarians like me

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Hey that's fun. Thanks for the link

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It literally looks like an image though. Got a frame and everything and is at a weird ass location for being a mirror.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's an angled wall so it seems like a really good spot for a mirror.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you don't notice the wall is angled, the picture didn't make sense.

That and the fact that the fan is perfectly framed and lit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Well isn't this whole thread about making fun of people whose brains are bad at spacial reasoning?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't get the frame problem; many mirrors are framed, and lots of them used to check stuff like hair styling etc. My bathroom mirror gets too fogged up to check after a shower, and it's always good to once over yourself.

Not trying to shill for Amazon but as an example https://www.amazon.com/framed-wall-mirrors/s?k=framed+wall+mirrors

Of course you might just mean the framing as in composition.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

you might just mean the framing as in composition.

This was the case

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I choose to believe they did, in fact, just post an image with a green canvas and white text saying "Frog wearing glasses", simply because that headcanon is funnier to me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not even glasses pepe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

and thus my headcanon was ruined

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah it's meta humour

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

This is what I thought, too?