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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 points 1 month ago (17 children)

His comments are still idiotic but what he's saying is that in Germany some people where helping Jews, not that nazis treated them with "love" (at least in the fragment I've seen).

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[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

So they raped them?

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Let's treat Trump with love.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Brings new meaning to "I love you to death."

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Sure, that is what a “joy division” is. Totally. /s

Did he get his history lessons from Kanye?

EDIT: Why are the weird Nazi sympathizers the ones supporting Israel?

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

One possible reaction to collective trauma is to become more like the aggressor.

[–] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Love like Emyra Duff love?

[–] yonaz@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not from the US but it’s this how all republicans view the Holocaust or is it just 47?

[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago

Who knows? It's pretty clear that anyone supporting this regime is disconnected from reality.

[–] Ronno@feddit.nl 24 points 1 month ago (5 children)

This is infuriating, but what surprises me more is that Netanyahu seems to be fine with it? Seriously? He romanticizes the holocaust?

I know some Israeli are protesting on the streets, but this type insult should be met with country wide demonstration, right?

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Why are you surprised?
These horrible zionists are also 100% fascists, always had good relations with fascists, used and sacrifised jews before and during WW2 to obtain their own fascist state.

[–] Someone8765210932@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I'm no expert on this topic, but you should keep in mind that Netanyahu's government is extremely right wing. These types of wannabe dictators only care about themselves.

Also, it benefits him if Jewish people can't feel safe outside Israel. "Us vs. them" is a powerful tool to keep his people in check.

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[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Just like Jan 6 was a day of love.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

May he be treated with the same love.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Remember in 2015 people were ridiculed for comparing him with "he's literally hitler"

My ambien just kicked in but me thinks he was trying to imply that the hama a refugees were treated horrible. And with no kindness like nazis did. So your captors are even worse than the naxis !

I think that is maybe the goal in that pudding brain.

[–] BlackSheep@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

This seriously makes me ill. WTF?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not literally - several sentences are being condensed together, but it's abundantly clear that Bonespurs still has his head completely up his ass. I can't believe that waste of oxygen is representing the United States to the rest of the world. AGAIN.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (4 children)

AGAIN

This is the part that gets me. I don't get it.

[–] yopyop@feddit.nl 8 points 1 month ago

Trump voters after first term : "I can fix him"

[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Make America Great Again Again

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All I can come up with is Con men gonna Con. Americans have been progressively dumbing themselves down for about the last century. Voting doesn't reflect being informed or thoughtful anymore, it reflects effective marketing. Against all rational expectations the MAGA campaign knew the market and pushed the right buttons better than the Democrats did.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Over 6 million people hugged to death 😔

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Killing 6 million softy with his hugs...
Strumming our pain with his gas...
Wiping our lives with his words...
Killing us softy with his hugs...

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alexa play Killing me softly.

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Bezos, enjoy spying on my every move.

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[–] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

"Are we the baddies?" moment

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 40 points 1 month ago

That's... Something.

Even from Trump, I wasn't expecting that.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Now more than ever should be a good time for anyone who hasn't done it yet to watch Schindler's List. I think everyone should watch this movie. Boring historical facts and statistics do not convey it the way the movie does.

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