Who is even buying these anymore? Serves them right.
this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2025
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Lmao you get what you fucking deserve. You knew what you were buying.
Owned it 4 days but waited t days for a repair???
100k into elmos pocket.
This twat deserves far worse for parking across two bays.
Not that I think people driving the swastitruck deserve the benefit of the car is clearly on a tow truck in this picture.
That's pretty bad, right? Now imagine owning a Tesla after the warranty has run out
Finally, a product that isn't designed to fail a day after the warranty expires!
Just trade it in...oooh wait, nevermind.
You know you're in for a good time when the dealer refuses to buy back their vehicles 🥳
Sounds like quality Made in USA car alright...
Hope these rubes have lemon laws at their disposal cause everyone deserves consumer protections. I also hope they are so conservative brain rotted that they refuse to use that law cause these elon dick riders deserve to lose their terribly spent money
the quality of the fit and finish exhibited in this one photograph looks like an art project...
of a 10 year old.
No sympathy for anyone buying an Incel Camino.
you might be on to something there: incelamino
Incelamino acids, the building blocks of incelproteins
It's incEl Camino
Or ducelorian
incelmomanta
It's kind of sad to see how Tesla went from some of the best cars you could buy to some of the worst. Even the other models suffer from declining quality and safety issues.
At least if the cybertruck was the unbreakable, unbeatable ultimate truck it was supposed to be, it would have a redeeming feature. But instead they've literally glued on steel plates to a car chassis. It's sheer incompetence.
yup. the entire thing is a gigantic dumpster fire of lies.
original price? ha. try sixty thou more.
range? pfft, get a range extender that eats up the (ironic, I know, but physics) range and cargo space. oh wait they're probably never going to release it.
bullet proof? nope, they crack in the sun, hailstorms and under idiot loads.
fuck the low poly edsel isn't even carwash proof.
stainless steel exoskeleton? chortle, babe, it's an aluminum alloy frame with stainless sheets GLUED ON
a single useless flopping dick for windshield wiper.
not even going to get into the software, or the poor bastard that did a u-turn and then had to use a steering yolk 15 degrees off center.
and the fuck-you-cherry on the shit sundae? Tesla got your money, and their entire service system is drowning - they aren't going to fix shit in any kind of timely manner, and you probably would be better served pursuing lemon law responses if you were dumb enough to purchase recently.
man, tesla had a lot of potential - way to waste it all.
Tesla never made some of the best cars you could buy.
They made an admittedly solid EV, with a cool shell (Model S), but they have kept making idiotic and dangerous choices:
- Electric door handles
- Tablet only dashboard
- Touchscreen gear selector
- Emergency door pulls require ripping off interior panels.
And more as described in this thread.
Tesla started the modern EV craze, I'll hand them that, but stupid and arrogant choices by management ruined the reputation.
I have never ridden in a Tesla, and with how dangerous they are, I plan to never do it to the point where if I need a taxi, I will ask for it not to be a Tesla when ordering it.
The ones I've been in are worse than literally entry level Toyota or Ford or Hyundai etc when it comes to build quality and interior so you're not missing anything.
I would never buy one. I know that much.
The best? Teslas have always been over priced heaps of junk with terrible build quality this is nothing new.
I'd never say these were even good cars. Sure they go fast, but that's like the least important part of a car unless you're 12. Reliability has always been bad and the fit and finish is straight bottom tier. I laugh every time I see one because you can see the panel gaps from a mile away.
Ah, yes. Tesla makes the best non-Cybertruck products with the following features:
-Door cards that fall off when you slam the door too hard
-Non-automotive grade monitors presenting yellowing over time
-Disabling and removal of key industry standard sensors for higher levels of autonomy
-Trunk lids that leak water into your trunk when you open it
-Panel gaps more inconsistent that Ferrari, except Tesla made no effort to ensure alignment after the fact
-Putting common and safety features behind a screen with no fail safe
When the first Model S came out. It was rave reviews across the board. Breaking safety score records. Making electrical sexy. Even if it didn't have the finesse and durability of the incumbent brands.
The idea was they should've gone up from there, not down. And they've gone down by a lot.
That’s because the testing standards had not yet adapted to cars with such low center of gravity.
Or sedans that heavy. Because it's a multiple of vehicle weight, while the raw number is extremely high for a sedan of the time, the roof crush score is actually pretty mediocre even compared to a Golf from the same year, it's just so damn heavy the roof had to be stronger to even pass.
They were never the best, they were just a flashy way to get into EVs. They did make electric cars sexy, but all models have been plagued with issues - and they're getting worse.
This. The only good thing Tesla has accomplished is making EVs slightly more acceptable to the general public, causing the big automakers to take note.
Anyone else remember the "EVs will murder your babies" advertisment from GE? https://youtu.be/3g7cgUm7o9k
Edit: crap that's not the right ad - but I can't find the one I'm thinking of right now. It was similar with the lifeless shadows of kids and a baby stroller, but the car would drive through the shadows to somber music. Not exactly a great way to sell a new car.
LOL, fuck this moron.
This truck has more rules than looking after a mogwai.
Maybe their driveway had an odd number of bricks.
lol no sympathy. At this point, people really should know better.
At this point, people really should know better.
People should have known better before the Swastidumpster started fulfilling orders.
The people that knew better took a look at his idea of an EV truck and said "lol" and moved on.
From what I've heard the Rivian is pretty capable. Watched a video where someone took one out and rescued a shot load of people from ditches in a snow storm.