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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Throw in a nice chunk of fresh French bread and hell ya, I'll take that. Bah.. damn it I'm hungry...lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I need to move back to Sicily

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Is that a spaghetto?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

w/ vodka sauce

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

One spaghettini please! loved it1

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

According to my linguistic understanding "spaghettini" would be more like

(small bits of spaghetti sold as "raketti spaghetti" in finland, favoured by children)

Whereas in the post, that's a spaghetto.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You had to ruin my beautiful comment with your stupid knowledge, didn't you Mr smart? /Joke

I went for Martini>spaghettini, looks more catchy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Oh my god I was too stupid to get it since I was thinking about the spaghetto as it was in the comment above yours.

Now that I get it, I'm amused. Spaghettini.

I'm gonna design one and try to make one tomorrow. Although I don't have martini glasses.

But like.. a really good vodka-marinara, then mix in some mode vodka, shake, pour, garnish with a cherry tomato and and a spaghettini (the tiny one I was referring to) and poke it through the tomato. Or tomatini?

I'm not a professional. Sorry for ruining your joke, Ms-apparently-less-high-or-more-smart-than-me.

Apologies again, totally my bad. And thank you for correcting me.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I prefer shrimp and white wine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Venison and red wine.

Oh... I'm think I'm gonna make venison meatballs tomorrow. With a little red wine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Ah I see.

Didn't get the reference.

Here's mine

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

This is terrible and awesome.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So what is your spaghetti policy?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Spa day? It sounds like you are starting to say a word then stopping. Spa-ghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Use a greasy ring of Papa John’s garlic butter sauce to stick that Parmesan rim on, you got a deal

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

That's the world i want to live in.
Not... whatever we have now.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm guessing this is a vodka sauce?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

So it's a mildly clever Bloody Mary?