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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

You are not pregnant, but your child is carrying your grandchild who is also not pregnant πŸ‘

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

its prenatal, not pre-covid.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You seen Aliens?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

BΜ·Μ‰Ν›Μ‡Ν‡Μ±Μ§Μ¨aΜΆΜ•Μ¬Μ’Μ¬bΜ΄ΜΎΜ•ΝŠΜ’yΜΆΜΏΜ€Ν„Μ»Μ–ΜΊΝ”

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

It means you're pregnant, but going to miscarry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Very Gregnante

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Tangled with any swans lately? Shafts of light? Showers of gold? Lightning?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Immediate miscarriage

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I think that preggo test had a buffer overflow

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 139 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Sorry for your loss 😞

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Pregnant today, gone tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I think baby top of his head might be damaged

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Not pregnant.

Pregnant.

Super pregnant.

Super duper pregnant.

Super hyper ultra pregnant. (You're this one)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

This guy's pregnant

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

A quadruplet and an eldritch horror.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wasn't the original comic about a miscarriage?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t see why it would be like that. Even if the chemical these were detecting was sky rocketing during miscarriage, the test should only have two lines worth of reagent (test and control) built into it. You don’t get more lines from high concentration. This looks like a misprint.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this the loss of understanding of a joke?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

Uh oh, yup.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

It mean you miscarried?

[–] [email protected] 164 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It looks like from the comments, but I'm not seeing it.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago

I treat any meme with vertical and horizontal lines close together as β€œloss” until proven otherwise

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago

One bar, two bars, two bars, one vertical and one horizontal bar

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

Is this what happens when you're going to Lose the baby?

[–] [email protected] 98 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

A rare turbo pregnancy!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You're gonna have a little baby Cthulhu!

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