You are not pregnant, but your child is carrying your grandchild who is also not pregnant π
this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2025
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its prenatal, not pre-covid.
You seen Aliens?
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It means you're pregnant, but going to miscarry.
Very Gregnante
Tangled with any swans lately? Shafts of light? Showers of gold? Lightning?
Well done.
Immediate miscarriage
I think that preggo test had a buffer overflow
Octomom
Pergernaernt
Pregante!
Pregnant today, gone tomorrow.
Not pregnant.
Pregnant.
Super pregnant.
Super duper pregnant.
Super hyper ultra pregnant. (You're this one)
This guy's pregnant
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COVID.
A quadruplet and an eldritch horror.
Wasn't the original comic about a miscarriage?
I donβt see why it would be like that. Even if the chemical these were detecting was sky rocketing during miscarriage, the test should only have two lines worth of reagent (test and control) built into it. You donβt get more lines from high concentration. This looks like a misprint.
Is this the loss of understanding of a joke?
Uh oh, yup.
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It mean you miscarried?
is this "loss"? :D
It looks like from the comments, but I'm not seeing it.
I treat any meme with vertical and horizontal lines close together as βlossβ until proven otherwise
One bar, two bars, two bars, one vertical and one horizontal bar
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Is this what happens when you're going to Lose the baby?
~~.:|:;~~
DAMMIT
A rare turbo pregnancy!
You're gonna have a little baby Cthulhu!