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We used to go to the buffet after practice. My teammates and I would be so hungry we could do three or four plates. We'd usually get there around 4, and while we were there they'd transition from lunch to dinner, which had different food and was more expensive, but we'd paid for lunch.
It was technically allowed, but because we were doing it consistently, and just eating so much, the manager came up to our table to have a talk with us about it. Didn't tell us to stop, but just tried to shame us. He said "I know what you're doing". We weren't doing it on purpose, we just came in hungry when practice ended.
ULPT moment
Damn that's a shame. My team would also do this like once a month and the buffet we went to absolutely loved us. They would keep the party room open for us and prepare extra food the night before. Hell the owners came to some of the bigger meets too when they could.
Then someone drove a semi truck through the front of the building (nobody was hurt, it was overnight) and they never reopened :(
I kinda get it, there was a pretty big difference between the lunch and dinner menu. The lunch was typical Chinese buffet, dinner had shrimp and crab legs and such. We just told him we'll stay away from the crab legs if we paid for lunch.
Unpopular opinion ai slop can be good
what was this part of? did they reeact the whole thing?
It's AI
What is the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
This. Is. Democracy. Manifest!
Ahh yes, I see you know your Judo well... Good one.
GET your HAND off my PENISSSSS!
I'm trying to read this in any other voice but I can't
My mother was 100 lbs soaking wet, but MAN could she eat. There was a steamed shrimp buffet on the other side of the city.
Family rules: We were there for shrimp, if you a little salad that's ok, but stay away from the bread and the desserts, you can get those anywhere. You'd best eat at least three plates full
We'd eat and eat and eat and eat, then take a little break, then eat some more. Mom was skinny; dad was normal-sized, and I was a little chubby. OMG did we put away some shrimp.
I watch Joel Hansen on YouTube. It's happened to him more than once.
They could've sent a nicer waiter. And they did it to Joel Hansen the man himself; they lost on what could've been a $50 ad watched by millions!
Really people who don't treat him well have no idea what kind of potential nearly-free positive publicity they're missing out on. Just let the man eat!
Humans are fucking disgusting
Take the card with you make copies and dump them around the entrance to the restaurant. Do this for a while. Don't get caught. Its littering ya know.
You been here FOUR HOUR! You go home now!
Is this the one where he goes, "it's all you can eat, not all YOU can eat. You scare my wife." That lives rent-free in my head.
LOL, so epic. They don't make comedy like that anymore.
Easy, just put a wig on and keep eating.
Wait until they're not looking to put on the wig. Otherwise it's kinda a bit weird.
Assert your dominance, put the wig on while maintaining eye contact with the owner
they're looking at each other like "wait, what card did you give him?"
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