Does the need for particular hormones count as a single bodily function? Asking for a post menopausal person.
this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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Sure, why not? I guess you might as well just say you would like to do away with menopause if you could, that works π
Add Wolverine/Deadpool healing factor.
Remove sneezing. If only because I find people wishing me "bless you" to be the most useless & meaningless human interaction I can think of.
How about your bless my farts, Ryan, you purposeless dingbat.
Make everyone shit rounded rare earth metal cylinders. Suddenly we don't need Cobalt and Lithium mines any more and the worst aspects of having to poop are solved too. It's dry and doesn't stink, so no need for the toilet, just poop in your little collection bucket, no need for wiping and then you go on with your day.
Squeezing a metal cylinder out my chute sounds a lot less pleasant than just pooping poop.
Haha fair enough, I was thinking of multiple little ones not singular big ones. Think of bunny droppings or something.
Hear everyone's thoughts at will so I can hear anyone's thoughts if I want to.
Biting my cheeks or tongue while eating
Oof, I can totally relate π
Thereβs only one good answer to this question period.
Back pain is not painful anymore, but rather pleasant now
That thing when you accidentally swallow the smallest amount of spit the wrong way and start coughing like mad
The "loosing hair where I want it to grow and growing it where I definitely don't want it to grow" thing.
Everyone's saying the need to sleep. That goes a bit too far IMO. Who knows it would work out as we think it to be? Maybe the 33% we sleep will just be reduced off our lifespan with nothing won.
Also, honestly, even if that wouldn't be the case - I wouldn't want to not sleep at all. It's like a regular break from life. Even if employers wouldn't exploit this, I don't want to be awake forever.
Now, here's my proposal: We still need to sleep, but we can control falling asleep and waking up like it's a muscle. Lay in bed and fall asleep anytime. No more falling-asleep issues for anyone, no more sleepless nights.
And also, we'd have a perfect inner clock and the ability to choose when we wake up. Fall asleep at 11 PM, have to get up at 7? Great, you know exactly when 8hrs are over and are able to just wake up, no alarm needed.
Iβm pretty sure everyone can agree that itβs unpleasant.
I strongly disagree.
Personally I'd remove the need for sleep and effectively increase my lifespan by 3rd.
Surprised nobody said cell degradation.
You now can live for as long as you're not killed whilst physically keeping an appearance of an ~30 y.o. This also technically prevents cancer.
In the end there can be only one!
I like this, but you can't have kids and be immortal, that's a recipe for overpopulation.
Would enjoy not aging past adulthood (or not past 45, that was my "vampire age"), but life has to end unless you want all the same people around forever and no or very few new ones.
Senescence maybe?
I would like to correct the gut-brain connection. 95% of the time our gut tells our brain that it wants something, and it's trying to say it wants water, but the brain hears that the gut is hungry.
My gut just wants beer right now.
Have an upvote π
Shitting feels good... I would just alter it so it doesn't smell bad, tastes like brownie batter, and isn't toxic.
Excuse me, I just farted. What the fuck did I just read? ππ€£
Our dog is named Brownie, I'm not in any hurry to taste his batter.
Anyways, free upvotes for everyone today π
Remove the need to exercise, like an anaconda. The ability to just lay around doing nothing and still be ripped to the max. That would be cool!
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Surprised nobody's mentioned adding a 2nd penis yet...
You say that like you never logged into Reddit and saw the pre-Ai pics of the guy.
What ever did happen with the dude that had an artificial replacement penis made on his left arm anyways?
Shit, it looked like it was totally ready for transplant to its final destination, but then COVID lockdown came along and surgery was postponed...
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I never saw that one ; just two-penis guy (and a host of other unexpected stuff because #internet).
Yeah, I saw a video clip of him on that other site years ago. Apparently he had lost his penis due to some sort of infection, so he had doctors reconstruct a very spot on penis-like member using the skin on his left arm.
Sure enough, by the time it was fully formed and ready for transplant, COVID lockdown came along and his surgery was postponed.
From what I recall, dude at least seemed to have a pretty good sense of humor about the whole situation.
Some people don't even have a first penis βΉοΈ
Have an upvote π
All genitals have eyes now.
And teeth and a nose and all?
Why did you curse my imagination?
Fuckit, have an upvote π
They already got mouth, just need eyes.
Look up glorp. Nsfw
I'd like to urinate from my thumbs at will.
Who is Will, and what did he do?
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