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Fox News removes their Dow ticker as stocks crater from Trump's new tariffs (www.irishstar.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/[email protected]/t/2006492

Fox News appears to have removed their DOW ticker in a pattern for the company, choosing to block out the steep drop in DOW points after Trump's tariff announcement

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Ahh the age of golden shower America. Isn't it gargle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Trump is reliving the glorious P tape days.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A British owned tabloid posing as an Irish paper reporting on American news. There aren't many worse sources.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

A shame on the memory and legacy of Michael Collins and James Connolly.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Another bloodbath day on the DJI:

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Let's use this to our advantage.

🇺🇸WALL STREET IS ANTI MAGA! BAN CAPITAL MARKETS! THE DOW JONES IS A WOKE LEFTIST PLOT TO TURN YOUR KIDS GAY OR SOMETHING! FAILING TO BEAT UP AND DEPORT EVERY CAPITAL TRADER AND LARGE INVESTOR ON WALL STREET IS TRUMP DERANGMENT SYNDROME!🇺🇸

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As in...you need to be blonde to not be carried away to a gulag in Guantanamo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Man this sounds familiar. Need blonde hair and blue eyes?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This is such classic Fox bullshit. I'm reminded of FOX News changing the Party ID of Republicans they don't like to "Democrat".

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mistake-fox-news-identifi_n_85656

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

fox is pretty comedic unintentionally

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Yes, newsblonds, without the stock ticker your faces do look fat.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago

Pussies

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

America's North Korean propaganda network at it again.

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