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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Stupid LIBTARDS trying to Cancel a Hard Working HONEST Man! Just because he wants TRANS KIDS to DIE doesn't mean he's a BAD PERSON or a BAD WORKER! STOP being so Divisive and GIVE Him your Money! Has he tried SUING yet?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

My uncle was a roofer and I worked for him sometimes. He used a Chevy S10 pickup. That's the kind of truck a working man uses. Cheap, reliable, good gas mileage and a decent sized bed.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you're a roofer and think the CT is the "best truck ever", then that tells me you never do any work and sub contract to actual roofers.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

yeah there's no way anyone who's actually done any work with a truck would think this fucking abomination that can barely function as a motor vehicle at all, let alone as a truck, is the best one ever.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

How about get an actual truck ?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I... what tips and tricks does this person think they're going to get? You either sell the car, or you stop bringing it with you. There's no third option. Is disguising it a third option? Wrap it in a little rubber chicken costume?

People would ask questions like this in reddit AMAs all the time, too, and I just don't understand the impulse to ask strangers online before you've thought about it yourself even a little bit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Hey! Don't blame me for wanting some magical third option. /s

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Took me a minute to understand what I'm looking at

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Because they don't want actual advice, they want to see their opinions underneath your username so they feel validated.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those are the obvious practical options but the real solution to this problem is to firstly embrace the notion that people with differing views to yours are not necessarily idiots and secondly make a genuine attempt at understanding why customers could find a mere choice of vehicle abhorrent enough to choose another roofer.

I mean, when customers are leaving, it's a great time to learn more about your market and in the attempt you might grow as a person.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's the best truck I've ever had

So... They've never had any other truck? Even a tuktuk is a better truck.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What they mean is that it makes them feel special. And different. Ugh, you just don't get it, dad. 🙄

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Holy shit the Cybertruck is conservative blue hair

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago (4 children)

All dumpsterness aside, it just looks like fuckin amateur hour with that decal on the door compared to the truck you can see parked in front of it. And I'm pretty sure the decal is slightly misaligned.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The decal is aligned to the bend in the panel, but that bend is not perpendicular to the rear edge of the panel so it looks weird

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago

And I’m pretty sure the decal is slightly misaligned

it's likely that the decal is straight, but the door is misaligned

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But the truck in front is also theirs..

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Riiiiight, but I'm saying if you hired a company, disregarding the actual trucks themselves, do you want them to show up in a truck with actual proper graphics on the whole thing... or just some rinky dink misaligned decal without any useful, readable information on it? If they're gonna insist on using the cucktruck for their company, at least commit to it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I'm imagining they got properly personalized trucks, then at one point the owner got himself a cybertruck and just stuck on that shoddy decal on his own.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They bought the truck and stuck a business decal on it so they can claim it as a business expense and deduct the costs of owning that monstrosity on their income taxes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The "decal" is probably magnetic so they can just remove it, they bought the truck because they wanted it for personal use/agenda reasons and don't want to commit to real decals they can't easily remove when not on a job.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Basically no one buys a car for “agenda reasons”.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Maybe not but if can certainly be one of the reasons. It sure as shit was the reason why my last car wasn't a Tesla. But yeah like I said, it's just because they wanted it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

And imo it reflects poorly on his business as long as it's anywhere that people can see it, especially when it's next to the properly customized truck.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

That's so it can qualify as a work vehicle without the commitment of wrapping the thing then he gets to take the company car home and just take the magnet off.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Blue Angels"? This dude probably has never flown a jet. Just a desk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Would they even be allowed to use that name?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A Blue Angel is also what it's called when you light a fart on fire.

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