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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (11 children)

I must be a heck of a lot more "attractive," than I think I am. I'm male, and 44 y/o. I get a random compliment from strangers about once every month or two.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not saying anything about right or wrong or societies roles, but I don't even think it's hyperbole to say my wife has been complimented thousands of times more then I have in our lives. It's incredibly rare for me to get a compliment from a stranger, and even then it's usually from other guys saying they like some item I'm wearing. It really does feel fucking incredible when it happens because it's so insanely rare. And not to toot my own horn too much, but I'm not that bad looking, so I can't imagine what it's like for people with less fortune than I have in their appearance.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Same. I still think about the older gentleman who randomly told me my glasses had a cool icon on them. Made me glow for days.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I've received two compliments from women out of the blue in my life. The first time was when a coworker told me i had a nice voice and should do voice acting for anime. That was 2006.

The second was another coworker said "at least you're cute" to some offhand joke i made. That was 2018.

At that rate, I expect another nice comment around 2032 or so.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The data indicates 12 years which would be 2030.

That's a lot more optimistic!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I'm assuming that there'll be an additional wait period. They are experiencing heavy call volume at this time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's austerity now, so we can probably expect a bit of deflation on the compliment market, pushing back projected compliment growth rates.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

In my projections I have substituted the loss in volume with AI bots and OF girls.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A girl once told me I am not horrific to look at. God that fucked me up lol.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

When I was in elementary school, a girl who was generally mean to me and everyone else told me I have nice teeth. That was over 10 years ago and I still vividly remember it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I think back to a compliment I recieved once. Probably one of my more pleasant memories.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In 1998, the young lady working the cash register at the taco bell near where I worked told me I have really pretty eyes. So I have that going for me, which is nice.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nothing makes me stfu faster than singing in my car while parked somewhere and having someone walk by, knock on the window and tell me they think I sound good.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Damn people are lonelier than me?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yes we exist

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's always someone happier than you in the same way there's always someone more miserable than you.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Me, probably

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I was working in a hotel kitchen and one of the waitresses told me I was more beautiful when I smiled. That was in like 2012 and I still remember it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It's crazy how few times in an average man's life he gets real compliments on clothing or looks. It happens so rarely most of us can tell you about the times even when they're 20 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

2 I have had 2 on the exact same shirt. I have no idea where that shirt is and it is my favourite shirt because of those compliments.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Speaking from first hand experience: try growing a handlebar mustache (if you can). If you groom it well you will get complimented all the time. I'm a fairly generic looking guy without the stache, and almost never got complimented on my looks before I grew it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Similarly if you grow a John brown beard but condition it that worked for me as a 18 year old but that was 12 years ago so ymmv. Also admittedly I was apparently hot

Muttonstache also works

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I (afab) intentionally give my male friends and coworkers lots of non sexual compliments, and it’s been a mixed bag for people I don’t know well. I genuinely love men’s business wear, so I frequently go for a comment about what they’re wearing (think “I like your shirt” or “that’s a cool pattern,” not “that shirt makes your eyes pop” or “you look sexy in that shirt”), and about a third of the time, they still seem to think I’m coming on to them. Since I got married and wear my wedding ring, that’s down to about a quarter.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

non-sexual

“You look sexy in that shirt”

I mean…

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s an example of a compliment I don’t give. I’m not trying to start something I don’t want to finish and I don’t want to finish anything.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In my defense, I am very drunk and I do look sexy in that shirt thank you very much

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

You even look sexy without that shirt. Your sexiness is shirt-invariant!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You missed the word "not" there I guess?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m not good at reading comprehension.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I agree. Tim Cruise is short.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

My eyebrows got complimented back in high school. I ran out of the room red-faced mid class (it was during a science lab, and it's been 10 years).

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