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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

I mean if communism is what it'll take to get rid of golf I figure the ends justify the means.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

If we allow golf to win, the game of life will be lost forever

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

If Communism wins the Tournament of Political and Economic Philosophies, we just have to play closest ball pairs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

unironically that image goes hard as fuck lol

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck golf. George Carlin was right. And that's just the beginning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4w7H48tBS8

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

George Carlin died too fucking young.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Golf is a game rich men play when they are bored playing games with our lives.

Turn every golf course into income based housing.

Dig up every cemetery and turn them into housing.

Quit wasting earth on rich people.

There’s way more of us than them. wtf are we doing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't play golf but I know people that do and I can assure you none of them are even remotely rich (although most are white men)

The problems we have with housing shortages and climate change won't be solved even if you get rid of every golf course in America.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago

Improvement isn’t easy and can’t be achieved in one step. It can only be achieved one step at a time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Living in a city without enough housing and seeing golf courses that are unused most of the hours of the day taking up huge swaths of land in the middle of my city feels like a “fuck you” to the poors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then what's your issue with cemeteries? Last I checked you didn't need to be Bill Gates to be in one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dead people claiming land is weird and gross. Burn em up and move on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd prefer that I was blown up with dynamite, tbh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Golf space should be used for forests. Cities need green spaces.

Multifamily housing should be built in existing housing areas

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Only if we put commie blocks on all the golf courses.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good. Fuck golf.

(Mini golf excluded)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How is your feeling towards disc golf? It still required a large amount of area, but the grass doesn't have to be perfectly cut, and the sport allows a lot more trees and plants - in fact it requires a lot more vegetation to make an interesting course.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Also they're usually open to the public, non-exclusive, etc.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've seen a disc golf course be integrated into a local park, without any damage to nature. If only more sports could be this eco-friendly.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

My local course is on the foot of a mountain, with the course utilizing the trees and natural open areas to make nice lines as well as some mountain sides and hills. Very few trees were chopped in the process, and it's not really an area suitable for housing or industries. However, I know that disc golf has quite a different course style at more professional levels. A lot of the courses on pro tours are basically golf courses integrated with disc golf, which doesn't really help with killing off ball-and-club golf.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

My local golf course regularly floods and is unusable by anything other than ducks for months at a time.

So capitalism isn't exactly doing the game any favours either.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Viva la Revolution!!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

For this reason alone...

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