ADHDb and gluten allergies in the 80s pre diagnoses were a helluva motherfucker
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I've done it quite a few times. No regrets...
I keep them in the house specifically because they're a cheap snack isn't like horribly destructive.
Isn't horribly destructive
Unless you eat them like my dad: By making little sandwiches of butter between two crackers.
Saltines with sardines, mmmm.
Does mackerel work? I've got some mackerel
Mackerel is great too! If you like mackerel you should definitely try some sardines in olive oil. I recommend the King Oscar sardines in olive oil as a easy to acquire starter. The smaller the sardine, the better their flavor and texture tends to be. Bigger sardines tend to get a bit more flaky and mellow in the can.
...sleeve of saltines and a block of grated cheddar were my go-to lunch as a kid; no regrets...
(these days i'm more into triscuits and cheddar slices, the pricey aged cheeses rather than big orange store-brand bricks)
Mmmmm sodium flavor
Sleeve of saltines, some slices of cheese, and a side of grapes is actually so refreshing
Add a couple of salami slices and call it charcuterie. Good stuff!
I replaced potato chips with these for budget reasons.
They're actually better. You can eat them with cheese or salami or peanut butter.
Hummus.
With the cheese and salami add a tiny dot of Beaver Creek Hot Honey mustard.
It's definitely cheap calories if you need 'm
The amount of crumbs, wow.
Amateur!
Not if you put the entire thing in your mouth in one go
That’s what she said.
I can't fit an entire sleeve in my mouth, be reasonable...
Put it in tea
PRO TIP: hummus
(non-Sabra)
I do this reguraly. I have nausea from my anxiety and I force myself to eat these when I feel like shit. Great cracker, especially the whole wheat ones.
A sleeve of Ritz for me.
What is this, some sort of cracker?
Was also confused, yes, apparently those are just crackers:
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91SeqLM71vL._SL1500_.jpg
Just the wrapper makes it look unappetizing, I thought it was lard or something equally disgusting.
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Yes but those examples are, in fact, somewhat more upscale than what you'd normally get.
They are bland and flavorless but I cannot stop eating them, send help
They are perfect for an upset stomach. Super easy on your stomach.
Unless you have celiac disease.
Well yes, it goes without saying that if you have a specific autoimmune disease to something, it will be bad, regardless of their general tolerability
Thank you. My first thought was lard as well :D
sleeve of saltines
saltines sleeve
first one sleeve of saltines, then more saltines
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