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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (4 children)

If you have to say you're a badass, guess what...

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Real gangsta ass niggas dont flex nuts, cause real gangsta ass niggas know they got em.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

They're the opposite of badass?

Goodass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

As a power bottom I'm offended you would even consider this idiot to put in that much effort.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

"I'm about to shit my pants from eye contact with strangers so I need clothing with printed letters to convince you otherwise"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah. Just do what normal autistic people like me do. Put earbuds in both ears.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is some serious THE_PACK vibes

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Typical Murican. Talks a big talk but stays home when their country is being taken over by actual fascists.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People that act like this voted for the fascists.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Yep they’re the useful idiots who will use their guns to defend tyrant billionaires racists.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

That protruding blob on the back of his neck isn't fat, it's actually a bonus concealed weapon slot.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Gravy Seal. Proclaiming what a badass he is but probably starts wheezing just making it to the table from the Cracker Barrel parking lot.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

I'LL CRANK MY HOG TO THIS, BROTHER, AROOOO

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

So many assholes in photo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Peak American cringe

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

These are the same people who own a big lifted truck and then put a giant sticker on the window that says “CHEVY” just in case you or they forgot what they are driving.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Maybe that's why Ford does what they do, to boost ego.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Some version of a window-wide US flag with the angry eagle, a Gadsden snake sticker, a gun maker sticker, an AR silhouette variant sticker with a juvenile anti-lib slogan like “my AR says fuck your lib tears” and of course the NRA sticker and a military service branch sticker.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That and or a quote from the Bible or the constitution.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, the excerpt in period script that says “We the People…” and nothing else. Pretty much all they know of the constitution anyway besides the 2nd Amendment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yep I see that a lot in my town. But usually it will say “we the people” and then they will add “have had enough!” I see lot of pledge of allegiance and a few 10 commandments too. It’s also funny because there is someone who lives on my street with political opinions on there truck dick riding Donny then they have “kill all pedos” sticker.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And Calvin pissing on a Chevy logo

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I couldn't imagine wearing something like this. Honestly, shirts that say anything are kind of out there for me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

It’s like a car covered with bumper stickers. It’s mental illness. Unhealthy fear and rage leaking out around the edges and corrupting the facade of decency.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (5 children)

So what are we looking at for your wardrobe? Pictures only? Plain colors? Maybe like tie dye?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Mines mostly plain color shirts. Some plaid. I have a few graphic tshirts from when I was younger and that people bought me when they were on vacation. Not really a fan of wearing those around though.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm with him. My buddy calls me a cartoon character because I wear the same outfit everyday. I have multiple pairs of it though.

Black t-shirts (mostly), some other earth tones. All solid.

I'm all for comfort and making shit easy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are dozens of us; I've even added a couple of plain grey tee's, and a navy blue one (that almost looks black)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

…I need to up my tie dye game.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Not op but pretty much everything I wear is just a plain color clothing item that looks ok and feels comfortable/fits well. It’s cool to focus on fashion, but for me that ends if you’re covering yourself in industry brands, supporting fast fashion/dumb luxury, or placing people above or below each other based on the perceived value of the cloth and metal they choose to wrap themselves in

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Earth tone plain button ups and jeans, loafers.

But, I can't think what would possess anyone to wear something vaguely threatening to the general population.

Like do they look themselves in the mirror and think: decent?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

This reminds me of a buddy I used to have. He wore jackets exactly like this and even had two little dogs. He was a Vietnam vet and did, in fact, kill a whole bunch of people during the war. Something he never forgave himself for.

One time I asked him what that was like. He thought for a minute and said, "When you have your weapon trained on someone, for a split second you have the power of God in your hands. You get to decide if that person lives or dies. Nobody should have that kind of power."

He was a character but a good dude overall.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Now that I am older, my eyesight isn't what it used to be. I could still hit that target at 100 yards with iron sights. Meal Team 6 wannabe tacticool moron wouldn't last thirty seconds in a firefight.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Honestly this could be self aware satire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's a love corgi, who is Regina and how are hers involved?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Positive spin, he bought it from a pro-LGBTQ+ thrift store to support local causes in his area. I swear I've seen similar jackets at said thrift stores.

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