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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

"…but sir, we only know Node.js…"

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

step 1. rewrite into spaghetti code

step 2. nobody understands the new code, so the govt has to contract elon musk for code maintenance forever

step 3. profit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

So the way things already were?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Rewrite it in Rust has gone too far 😆

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

The MuskRat should get Big Ballz and the boys to program a video game, so he can have a new revenue stream to replace Tesla when it goes bankrupt, which sure looks like the future of that company.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Russia just wants musks boy toys to cripple the only checks and balances putin thinks he has.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

COBOL is perfectly suitable for financial purposes for which it was designed. The SSA code has gone through decades worth of changes and improvements that cannot be replicated even in 10 years.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

This is like a new programmer coming in to their new job, seeing the code isn't perfect and saying they could rebuild the entire thing and do it better in a month.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

It's not a case of "seeing the code isn't perfect" but rather, not understanding the myriad problems the code is solving or mitigating.

I'm reminded of this shitshow:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Queensland_Health_payroll_system_implementation

Queensland is a state of about 3m people in Australia. Their health service employs about 100k people. They ended up spending about 900m USD to develop their payroll software and fix the fuck ups it caused.

I'm an accountant by trade, there's a classic "techbro does accounting" style of development we see a lot. Like if you hadn't spent a career learning how complex accounting can be, it would be easy to look at a payroll system and conclude "it's just a database with some rules".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That happens. Even if said new programmer had seen before that IRL the important part of that codebase consists of specific domain area quirks, scarcely documented and understood. They have an advantage in doing something good for the specific stage of that system's evolution, but a huge disadvantage in knowing what the hell it really does.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure the doge boys are expert grock vibe coders, it will be fine, they've got big ballz on the team, what could possibly go wrong? /s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I did such a thing, but I had a big advantage: the codebase had been done by people who had never really learned to code, and I was a seasoned programmer with 20 years of experience.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, this is going to end in disaster.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

if (!=white) {benefits=false}

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah I think it will just be

const benefits = false;
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wont happen legacy systems more complicated than expected, well it wont happen functionally....

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

"risking"? No no no. "promising"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Better shrubs than them have tried and failed. Same as with the ATC system.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

This clusterfck has me seriously considering whether taxes are quite as certain as death anymore.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

These comments are completely missing the truth.

They have zero intention of rebuilding anything, this is just an excuse to destroy SSA ...

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