Funny

I can't read these runes. Life sense, roll for initiative.

Left is for if you have to do a #2 right is for #3s obviously

There’s a bar on the beach town near me that uses “lobsters” and “crabs” as it’s bathroom door identifiers.

It's a test to determine your gender, you just walk into whichever one you're naturally compelled to and then when you get out you find out your gender. If you don't want to go into either then you're either nonbinary or agender

2 circles is if you need to #2, 3 of you need to take a #3.

If some circles on a door prevent you from opening one and peeking inside to check for urinals, you should never have left your house to begin with.

I feel like one is a set of boobs. The other is a man, fully erect as seen from the front at a direct angle (business end pointed towards your mouth as you approach the door).

Places with gendered bathrooms should stick to icons that make sense. The place can do something cutesy too, but have a real bathroom sign.

it looks like youre already in a bathroom

Maybe it’s points of contact?

Two feet for the urinal.

Two feet and a seat for the toilet?

Number of holes beneath the waist.

Number of testicles

On first visit, I'd secretly try to check where the urinals are. In second visit, I would do that process again because who the fuck is meant to remember what that circles want to express??