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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

the genocidal impulses towards Armenians and Kurds don't help

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Constantinople.

Maybe I forgive you in 600 more years. Probably not.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Ok so we found the Greek

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate Turkey because some weird guy keeps fooling around with my ice cream. I paid for it damn you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Turkish ice cream is delicious.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is so dumb. They weren't originally named after a bird, they were named after a type of footstool.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Ask Serj Tankian how he feels about the government of Turkiye.

A not insignificant amount of people probably know as much, or more, about System of a Down than they do about Turkiye... and thus likely know Turkiye as 'that beautiful, diverse country that is unfortinately still run by an autocrat who won't acknowledge past/ongoing ethnic repression and genocide.'

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The bird is named after the country: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey_(bird)#Names

(So now when they've renamed the country, the bird ought to be renamed too.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Just doesn't feel right to carve up an Ottoman Empire for Thanksgiving.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

ow the edge

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I have no problem with Islam, I have a huge problem with religion in government.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Dictatorship.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I hate Turkey because I played Kinght Online back in the day and it went from most people speaking English (as it was a global mmo) to everyone speaking Turkish basically overnight.

So basically the Turks conquered the online territory I was part of.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

classic turco/mongolian hijinks. good on the lads.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

People hate us turks for various reasons.

  1. They visited turkey as tourists and were exploited through high prices, haggling, rude and impatient service sector workers

  2. They met some of the brainwashed assholes that are sucking up to the current dictator

  3. They have an immigrant community of turks in their country that don't assimilate

  4. They are or have connections to a historical group of people with bad blood with turks (serbs, greeks, armenians) NB : I do not think that those people are bad.

  5. Because the current state of the country is a fucking disaster for various perspectives

  6. BECAUSE TÜRKİYE NUMBER VAN BAYBEE, DATS VHY I LIVE DIASPORA TIME! IS NICE!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They have an immigrant community of turks in their country that don’t assimilate

Everyone in Germany relates. Though the public image of Turks in Germany was vastly improved after OTHER arabic/african immigrants started coming.

Also, give back Constantinople.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I think it's because of schwarma. Mmm.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Everyone in Germany relates.

but Hans is still willing to claim the kebab as the greatest thing since hamburger steaks.

Also, give back Constantinople.

No

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Well I thought I'd ask. With that I've already done more than the latin kingdoms 1445 onwards.

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