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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone needs to chant "let's go Brandon" as he is being deported.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Being that delusional, he might have been chanting it the whole way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Two wrongs rarely make a right.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

"The Right hurt itself in its confusion!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Get acquainted with the underside of the bus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Acquainted? They're about to be common-law married!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Play stupid game win stupid prize.

Also, schadenfreude deluxe

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

He's likely still loyal to Trump despite all this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Daddy would never hurt me! It must be my fault!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

"if only the Führer knew"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

I can't believe the deep state Democrats usurped Trumps authority by deporting this guy. Have they no honor?

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

The stupid is strong in this one!

[–] [email protected] 156 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago

Brutal. I'm using this.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I imagine that the leopard is enjoying the Cuban flavor, after so much white bread

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Le gustan las carrilleras de cerdo cubanas.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He's a cuban in the US, his family almost certainly owned slaves and hates the working class for taking their land and 'making' them flee or be judged by their former slaves.

Its unsurprising he's maga, he just didn't realize gusanos aren't white.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

This is really only true for Miami Cubans. Tampa Cubans (generally) came much earlier fleeing Bautista, and are MUCH more supportive of socialism than Miami Cubans (who, you're right, came to the US because Castro had the nerve to take their plantations away).

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for adding context. That does clarify why he waggled his face at the leopards' mouths.

Also, I believe his partner was drawn into all of this, too.

[–] [email protected] 161 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 115 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

I think this is funny, and pray he gets what he voted for (getting his ass deported).

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m praying I don’t catch an aneurysm from laughing so hard at him, does that count?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Our thoughts are with you.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not wasting my tots and pears on him.